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Ace Face

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Ok so I will kick this off I'm a sucker for Black Forest Gateaux in fact for those who don't know me I have Diabetes and take insulin so it's not allowed I thinks that's why I want it, well need it.

I was once walking past a bakery and in the window was a Black Forest Gateaux, I stopped and we just stared each other out, was like a Mexican Standoff eventually I started licking the window, drooling, unbeknown to me the bakery assistants were just starring at me, they looked horrified, but I was still focused on the Black Forest Gateaux eventually the police turned up I had use all my skills to negotiate my freedom and persuade them I wasn't licking the window while starring at the shop assistants, so the moral of this story is do not do this, the window tastes like ****, and also could get you on the sex offenders register

What's your Guilty Pleasure?
 
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Yeah it is dumb
 
My collections, sort of.

I know people say it's not good to be materialistic.
But, I love my stuff. I always have. And I want to get more.
I like collecting and owning things.

I know it's not the most enlightened view to have, but it's part of who I am.
And I have lots of happy memories and feelings attached to them.

I know it's weird, considering how otherwise "anti-society" I am.
I guess it's possible to be contradictory at times.
I don't feel bad about it though, because my collecting and owning of things, isn't hurting anyone or breaking the world, though.
 
My collections, sort of.

I know people say it's not good to be materialistic.
But, I love my stuff. I always have. And I want to get more.
I like collecting and owning things.

I know it's not the most enlightened view to have, but it's part of who I am.
And I have lots of happy memories and feelings attached to them.

I know it's weird, considering how otherwise "anti-society" I am.
I guess it's possible to be contradictory at times.
I don't feel bad about it though, because my collecting and owning of things, isn't hurting anyone or breaking the world, though.
We all like material things. We're human.
 
I'm a sucker for Black Forest Gateaux in fact for those who don't know me I have Diabetes and take insulin so it's not allowed I thinks that's why I want it, well need it.

I was once walking past a bakery and in the window was a Black Forest Gateaux, I stopped and we just stared each other out, was like a Mexican Standoff eventually I started licking the window, drooling, unbeknown to me the bakery assistants were just starring at me, they looked horrified, but I was still focused on the Black Forest Gateaux eventually the police turned up I had use all my skills to negotiate my freedom and persuade them I wasn't licking the window while starring at the shop assistants, so the moral of this story is do not do this, the window tastes like ****, and also could get you on the sex offenders register
 
I'm a sucker for Black Forest Gateaux in fact for those who don't know me I have Diabetes and take insulin so it's not allowed I thinks that's why I want it, well need it.

I was once walking past a bakery and in the window was a Black Forest Gateaux, I stopped and we just stared each other out, was like a Mexican Standoff eventually I started licking the window, drooling, unbeknown to me the bakery assistants were just starring at me, they looked horrified, but I was still focused on the Black Forest Gateaux eventually the police turned up I had use all my skills to negotiate my freedom and persuade them I wasn't licking the window while starring at the shop assistants, so the moral of this story is do not do this, the window tastes like ****, and also could get you on the sex offenders register
Uh-oh, it's been restarted!
 

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