Lol, so I was thinking I'd go get a lapdance for my birthday (cause, you know, nothing says happy birthday like paying a stranger lots of money to hump your leg)... But then I thought, naw maybe I just want all you can eat pancakes at IHOP... But THEN I was like,no, I feel fat anyway... So Instead I got shitfaced and went to mini-golf... Amazingly, I was doing well until I started sobering up.