Have you ever...

[user 164061]

looollllll I am still not over this "honeysuckle" and "fresia" stuff..
I was only half paying attention when the change occurred oh my

I think a 10 year old raided his piggy bank to buy this site. Then asked his/her parents to come up with silly words they could use to replace filthy words with.

 

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Have you ever changed a dirty diper?

 

[user 164061]

No i haven't

Have you ever been in honesuckle creek without a paddle?

 

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You bet.

Have you ever eaten honeycomb?

 

[user 164061]

I have, but i can't recall when i last had it

Have you ever eaten dirt?

 

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Yes. Ha! ha!

Have you ever made someone else eat dirt?

 

[user 164061]

Technically no, because i was slide tackling them in football and they ate a lot of mud because of that

Have you ever given flowers to a stranger on the street?

 

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Nope.

Same question

 

[user 164061]

Nope, because people look at me like i have honeysuckle galore on my chops

Have you smashed something up for hours and hours out of rage?

 

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Nope. But, I've smashed thing up for minutes and minutes our of rage. Ha! ha!

Have you ever sprayed Graffiti on stuff?

 

[user 164061]

I haven't

Have you ever crashed your bicycle?

 

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Yes. Many times. But, rarely has it caused any major damage.

Have you ever worn cowboy boots?

 

[Forgottendanfan]

Yes. Quite frequently actually.

Have you ever fallen out of bed?

 

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No. And I find it amazing that we naturally don't fall out of bed. I roll and move around while I'm asleep. Yet, my brain knows not to roll over too far while I'm unconscious.

Have you ever sleep walked?

 

[Butterfly 2]

Never.

Same question.

 

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Nope. But, I have quickly sat up in bed a few times.

Have you ever programmed a computer?

 

[Butterfly 2]

I barely know how to use a computer so I have never programmed one.

Same question.

 

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Yes, years and years of programming. I spent about three hours today updating a program that I first wrote about 12 years ago. It's interesting to be able to remember why I did something the way I did it many years ago in order to make the appropriate changes.

Have you ever hit your fingers with a hammer?

 

[user 164061]

Yeah, but not a full on whack and i just pinched my skin up against the wall

Have you ever had eggs thrown at you?

 

[Butterfly 2]

Not that I can remember, but my brother may have done it when I was really little and I forgot.

Have you ever gotten so tired that you actually start waking up and being alert?