Have you ever...

[Finished]

I think Finished is trying to tell us he tucks it between his legs and prances round with fruit on his chest

Just checking you guys. Ha! ha!

 

[Finished]

Have you ever played soccer?

 

[user 164061]

I did for years and years. It's my favourite sport

Same question

 

[Finished]

Only briefly.

Have you ever teleported to a different dimension?

 

[user 164061]

I wish but i haven't got those powers

Have you ever owned a magic carpet

 

[english steve]

Not yet.

Have you ever shared an ice cream cone with a stranger?

No but I think that I've bueatifull

 

[Finished]

I owned lots of magical objects when I was smoking weed. Things were dancing and moving all about the room. Ha! ha!

Have you ever accomplished something beyond your skills?

 

[user 164061]

Yes i have

Have you ever ran through a field of corn?

 

[Butterfly 2]

Of course!

Have you ever pitched hay?

 

[user 164061]

I never have

Have you ever stitched up a wound?

 

[Finished]

Yes. My own.

Have you ever picked cotton?

 

[user 164061]

I haven't no

Have you ever wet yourself (as an adult i mean)

 

[Finished]

Nope. I have accidentally peed into the wind and it came back on me a little bit. Does that count?

Have you ever accidentally dumped your plate of food on the ground?

 

[user 164061]

Nearly, but only my knife/fork went flying as i have quick reflexes

Have you ever been kicked by a horse?

 

[Butterfly 2]

No.

Have you ever followed the three second rule and picked food back up from the floor and eaten it?

 

[user 164061]

Never

Have you ever flicked insects?

 

[Butterfly 2]

I've been kicked by a horse, but have never flicked insects.

Do you wear tanning lotion?

 

[Finished]

No. But I do wear sun block once in awhile.

Do you wear bows in your hair? Ha! ha!

 

[Butterfly 2]

No bows or ribbons.

Have you ever dyed your hair?

 

[user 164061]

Nope and i never will

Have you ever shouted so loudly you developed colours in the eyes?