Please forgive me if I come across as a grumpy old man, but I must get this off my chest. Why the hell can't you criticize someone else's actions without hearing this: "..Don't listen to him. He's just jealous."
I was in town playing some basketball with old friends. There were a couple of guys we didn't know that played. This one guy acted like he was all that and a bag of chips. He constantly kept using lines from the movie "White Men Can't Jump". Asking me if I've ever been to flight school? **** like that. The guy in the movie that said that meant that he was going to burn the defender, drive the lane, and dunk. This goof was only around my height at 5'6" or so. He can't stuff the damn ball! None of us there could. If all of us were in the NBA, we'd all be point guards.
I'm certainly no Michael Jordan. I don't act as if I am. This jerk was talking so much trash it was incredible. What made it so bad, was that his ball skills sucked ass. He got the ball, dribbled to the 3, and just chucked it at the net like a baseball and got the lucky bounce.
I turned to a friend and said that I couldn't believe he hit that shot. I guess another player I don't know heard me and said to the guy don't worry, he's just jealous. Jealous!? Of what!?
I'm sorry, but the guy sucks. When he drives the lane, he's slower than a 3 legged turtle, and 90% of the time, he misses easy shots.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying these things to sound like I'm a supreme basketball God. Everyone has to learn. But this guy talks like he's an NBA All-Star, with absolutely no skill to back it up. That pisses me off. What's worse is that when a teammate of his would hit the shot, this jerk would trash talk more, and he didn't even have an assist in the made shot!
I was far from the best player there. But I like to think that I have some decent skills. The difference is that I understand my limits of skill and don't talk trash unless I've earned the right.
If you are a beginner, don't waltz around the ******* court talking like you are Shaq. He was one of the worst players I've ever seen! He couldn't put a ******* beach ball in the ocean!
When you step on the court, learn a few things and don't talk trash until you can back it up with skills! Otherwise, shut you your ******* trap, and stop fouling the good Earth and disgracing the basketball court with your immature,arrogant, and horrendously weak ass skills! If you can't do that, then head to local playground and play ball with all the kindergarten kids and learn a few things first, you dipshit!
Godspeed.
LK