how the hell do you start a relationship

[Lonesome Crow]

lmao....

One of my GF that i lived with..played vedio games with me all the time.
She was actaully nice...However she had to catch my *** first though
Yes sometime she got lazied..but we had 2 duaghters to raised

She'll get into certain games and plays that for weeks.
Then she'll get tired of doing that..then she'll work on the garden or other hobbies she likes.
Heck she even did all the football pools for me..She even helped me started sports cards collections.
Then she'll get tired of that...and wannna go to work or go to school.
Then she'll get all into excercizing so she can look hawt again....

Then she got tired of me and went looking for another dude. lmao

 

[Van Hooligan X]

How the hell do you start a relationship? it seems that no matter how many female friends i make, i can never be the boyfriend... it sucks. im always at that boundary. everytime some cool girl sits next to me, i have great conversation, but after class its PFFFFFFTTTT finished. nothing. nada. i dont even know how to start talking to her outside of class, or if she even wants to talk to me.

its like im invisible in school, no one cares about me, i cant be friends with anyone. i dont know why. i dont think im shy, i dont know. its the worst.

everyone i used to know now has a great ****** life, a boyfriend, a girlfriend, apartment, life, fun, awesomeness (**** yall btw)...me? im still ****** living with my lame fuckhead parents, lost my apartment, lost my job, ****** by my friends, now a poor *** student...

At least some of you have a boyfriend/girlfriend to complain about, me? i have no one, nothing to live for...

every girl i meet and want has a boyfriend, im so sick of being ****** lonely as **** all the time.

its always like this, a period of content with myself. i basically make myself feel alright by convincing myself everything is ok, being lonely is ok, being single is ok... but its ****** not. and i go back to crying like this again. ****


i have the worst ****** luck.
i ****** hate everyone around me. **** this...

Shakespeare once said 'there are 6.5 billion-ish people on the planet' meaning once you get rid of the men, already married, the too young and the terminally ill, you have about a billion lasses to choose from'

ok before i get everyone shouting OBJECTION! i'll atmit he didn't, but if he was me and still alive he would of

anyway, another option is to just talk to new lasses, if u can make them laugh constantly then you'll be in the ******* money, laughters the easy road to someones heart <3

Do what Borat did with that sack and Pamela Anderson, just steals one.

that or the borat tactic (Y)

...i also recommend asking strangers off the internet with the cutest smile or biggest **** to marry you

i've gotten mostly hell no's but the van has a few yeses

 

[Jesse]

Hey Sodium I play WoW! What server do you play on if I may ask?

Shattered Halls EU. you?
I havent been playing for ages.. but Ive got all teh free time to play now.

Sorry I lost this post and didn't respond! I played on Kargath Horde US for a while and then on Tanaris Alliance US. I havnt been playing much though, it's such a huge time sink!