how to creep people out

[SophiaGrace]

Today I am in a very friendly mood so I've walked up to a few people at random today and said a bit too much.

The first was a guy with a guitar. I told him I had played for a bit and talked too long. When I left he gave me the "she-is-weird-look'' which made me laugh.

Then there was another awkward moment today where I was at my college's rec room (which happens to be where people eat on campus as well). And I noticed a bag on a chair so I stopped to look at it to ponder whether or not it was my friend's bag. And immediately the owner of the bag came over to the table and took her stuff away. So that ended in an awkard explaination of why I was standing there staring at her bag .

I keep wanting to be friendly today and go up to people at random and make them think I am creepy when I'm really just being friendly. Its funny to get the weird looks.

So, do you ever create awkward moments with people on purpose just to laugh about it?

What are some good ways to be creepy and yet have it be funny at the same time?

Write me a guide on how to be creepy.
;]

 

[Unacceptance]

Ask someone this question.

"Do you have cheese?"

 

[GHOSTNYOURMIST]

I used to go into a crowded grocery store with a friend, we would check out at the same time but several cashiers apart.

He would yell over "How's that new baby doing?"

I would yell back.

Great, you should see him.

He has the biggest feet I have ever seen on a baby, they're huge!

And his hands are huge, you wouldn't believe how big they are.

And balls........................... (watch the heads turn)

He bawls all the time, you can't make him quit.

I know, that was bad. LOL

:club:

 

[Arnaert]

There's lots of ways to creep people out. Its easy. Just wave at someone you dun even know. It freaks people out. It says a lot about how people are these days.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I used to go into a crowded grocery store with a friend, we would check out at the same time but several cashiers apart.

He would yell over "How's that new baby doing?"

I would yell back.

Great, you should see him.

He has the biggest feet I have ever seen on a baby, they're huge!

And his hands are huge, you wouldn't believe how big they are.

And balls........................... (watch the heads turn)

He bawls all the time, you can't make him quit.

I know, that was bad. LOL

:club:

lmao, I would have expected no less from you.
:club: lol

 

[Minus]

There's lots of ways to creep people out. Its easy. Just wave at someone you dun even know. It freaks people out. It says a lot about how people are these days.

Wondering where they know you from and why they they don't remember you when you appear to remember them.

 

[evanescencefan91]

tell someone of the same sex they smell good,

extra points for subtle sniffs

XP

 

[Arnaert]

Oh wow it totally is easier to creep someone out if they're of the same sex. Just look at them intently or put your hand on their shoulder, practically anything & they're creeped out. Not only that, but later that day they're gonna be telling their friends about how you're totally gay for them.

 

[wolfshadow]

Here's another one, simple but it can be very unnerving - approach a complete stranger and, without a trace of a smile, just hit them with the old "don't I know you from somewhere?".
That freaks me out everytime (perhaps being indicative of a guilt complex).

Also to add a little extra garnish, when they assure you that you are mistaken, apologise for the intrustion and then wander off murmering something about darkness & light merging under the glare of the midnight sun (that'll do the trick) OR....apologise for the intrustion, wander off and then return half an hour later and ask that person exactly the same question, also try your very best to keep the inflections and guestures identical to the first time.

 

[Minus]

... wander off and then return half an hour later and ask that person exactly the same question...

I like that one

 

[revverred]

all you would have to is observe me around people. i get so many of those looks it bugs me. and i'm not TRYING to

 

[wolfshadow]

This whole thread reminds me of an incident I was involved with a number of years ago. It was around miday in a deserted carpark that was filled with burnt out vehicles. I was with a friend and the pair of us were had stopped here for a lunchbreak and were also inspecting the rusty debris out of morbid curiosity. Another car pulled up, the driver, a bespectacled man in his mid forties, had presumably also chosen this spot to enjoy a peaceful lunchbreak. His arrival inspired my friend to intiate a rather bizarre prank. He adjusted his movements to resemble the jerky, shambling gait of the skeletons in Jason & the Argonauts (the 1960's version)! Not wishing to ruin the moment, I followed suit and even embellished by deliberately bumping into obstacles like a clockwork soldier. We ambled around in this fashion for a couple of minutes and by this point it was clear that the driver was starting to grow apprehensive (bear in mind also that I'm about 6 foot 2 and the guy I was with over 6'4 and a lump to boot). To conclude our little wind up, we then advanced on the strangers car, heads lolling like zombies and arms outstretched. All we were ever going to do was ask the time but the driver didn't hang around to find this out after a huge wheelspin, he was out of there in a flash leaving nothing but tire mark and the pungent smell of scorched rubber.

 

[SophiaGrace]

This whole thread reminds me of an incident I was involved with a number of years ago. It was around miday in a deserted carpark that was filled with burnt out vehicles. I was with a friend and the pair of us were had stopped here for a lunchbreak and were also inspecting the rusty debris out of morbid curiosity. Another car pulled up, the driver, a bespectacled man in his mid forties, had presumably also chosen this spot to enjoy a peaceful lunchbreak. His arrival inspired my friend to intiate a rather bizarre prank. He adjusted his movements to resemble the jerky, shambling gait of the skeletons in Jason & the Argonauts (the 1960's version)! Not wishing to ruin the moment, I followed suit and even embellished by deliberately bumping into obstacles like a clockwork soldier. We ambled around in this fashion for a couple of minutes and by this point it was clear that the driver was starting to grow apprehensive (bear in mind also that I'm about 6 foot 2 and the guy I was with over 6'4 and a lump to boot). To conclude our little wind up, we then advanced on the strangers car, heads lolling like zombies and arms outstretched. All we were ever going to do was ask the time but the driver didn't hang around to find this out after a huge wheelspin, he was out of there in a flash leaving nothing but tire mark and the pungent smell of scorched rubber.

xD nice!

 

[Solace]

Just try to give away free carrots.

I wear costumes and stuff places. I've got a long black cloak and it helps Someone once asked me "what would you do for a klondike bar?" to which I promptly answered: eat a cat.

 

[SophiaGrace]

awesome

 

[Minus]

...All we were ever going to do was ask the time but the driver didn't hang around to find this out...

I can't really blame him.

 

[Lawrens]

There's lots of ways to creep people out. Its easy. Just wave at someone you dun even know. It freaks people out. It says a lot about how people are these days.

This.