1.) You'd probably be arrested for public lewdness before your meal arrives, but there's a very good chance you'll be able to wrangle an order out before this happens, though.
2.) Don't know what a hairline fracture is, but I'll try and twist your words and say that bald people are generally not born bald (there are exceptions that rule of course) so they possibly can have hairline fractures at some point in their life.
3.) Boredom. Most people eat because they have nothing to do, but the act of getting up and checking the fridge is also something to do as well - finding something to eat is just the reward. This is hungry and bored people don't feel satisfied, because they're not being rewarded for their efforts.
4.) You can expel tears out of your body when submerged just like you can urinate while submerged, the only difference being your tears will be washed away almost instantly. However your emotions, facial expressions and general reason for crying (be it through eye damage or a terribly sad thing inflicted upon your soul) will still be present under water, in space, or anywhere. Except maybe the void.
5.) The same reason we say we have 206 bones in our body but they're all connected in one huge mass. For organisation and separation and a form of closure to the people who live there - no one wants to think they're basically living in a giant house with several other people, they wish to believe they're living in a cluster of smaller houses with more individualisation that they actually have. Something like that, anyway. Or, it could be because you move into an apartment when you become apart from your family/original home.
6.) I'm not sure what a parkway is, but we park on a driveway because it refers to the area of space a car can drive to without there being any obstructions...I guess it's there to let mentally challenged people know they're meant to drive this way. I actually don't know. Sadness
7.) Because people might assume the pills are sleeping, and not think they cause the person to become sleepy as a result. They might be happy their little pills are sleeping all snug together in a bottle and not trying to fidget and roll away, but then they'll need a warning that the pills can make you drowsy if you consume them, I guess. Or, in the case of people taking them in an attempt to calm their nerves or slow hyper-activeness, it might be just a standard warning that says everything from "do not sign any wavers" to "don't operate machinery" in one small sentence. Maybe.
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state, 'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness'?
8.) Generally speaking they do, because pin-ups don't necessarily have to be adult oriented. They could have pin ups of their favourite bands, all of which should hopefully be wearing clothing. Are you saying nudists aren't allow to like bands?
Interesting points though, I do enjoy things that make you go hmm.
Pretty standard question; What do you do when you see an endangered animal attempting to eat an endangered plant?