If you could add a law...

[itsmylife]

If you suddenly were in charge and could make a law for everyone what would it be? (Being lighthearted, obviously world peace etc are givens!)

I would make the law that everyone has to have a nap in the afternoon. Babies do it, why can't adults?!

 

[9006]

1. Cyclists are NEVER allowed on the roads.
2. Old people should have their own lane & stay in it.
3. Setting a song as a ringtone would be illegal.
4. Duck-face and pouting selfies would be illegal.
5. Hoodies are illegal.
6. Walking around or sitting outside your home with a beer you will be shot.
7. Taking screaming babies out in public an you will be shot.

Lol.

 

[kamya]

I'd rather take away a few laws.

 

[ardour]

No listening to mobile phone speakers in public. Everyone on the bus shouldn't be forced to endure one person's shitty taste in music!

 

[Jently]

People should not be allowed on public transport unless they have had a shower.
Music should not be played any louder than audible to whoever is playing it.
People who don't clear up after their dogs WILL be imprisoned
Politicians must take a lie detector test about their intentions before they are elected.

 

[Wayfarer]

Politicians must take a lie detector test about their intentions before they are elected.

But then it might happen at least one of them believes their own bullshit

 

[user 108508]

People should not be allowed IN public unless they have had a shower.

Agree, but it needed tweaking.

 

[Xpendable]

Mandatory psycological and financial evaluation before having kids.

 

[Aisha]

Ban all bees involved in identity theft and subterfuge. :|

 

[user 115627]

• Ban public spitting (I know there already are laws against that in some countries - but sadly not in mine).
• No alcohol consumption on public transport.
• Only a limited amount of elderly people are allowed in supermarkets at a time (additional regulations for Fridays and Saturdays).

No listening to mobile phone speakers in public.

And I second that.

 

[9006]

12 hour shifts would be illegal; employers would be punishable by death.

 

[Arachne]

Mandatory licensing and testing of senior citizens with mobile scooters. They terrorize the public on the side walks. Yes, it is wonderful that you are out and about. But please I should not have to be forced to, jump into traffic because you cannot control your wheels. Or you are going so fast you are a blur.

 

[itsmylife]

Ban all bees involved in identity theft and subterfuge. :|

Ban all Aishas unless they are nice to bees

Another law: Permission to kick anyone who walks slowly, slowly in front of you and then randomly stops :club:

 

[Triple Bogey]

No cars on the road allowed when I am cycling !

Any bloke with a daft hair cut or beard should be sent to jail for a month !

Women only allowed to buy one pair of shoes a year !

 

[LonelySutton]

I'd rather take away a few laws.

For every new law two have to be taken away.

Drones should be outlawed.

There should be a minimum speed limit and it should be enforced.

 

[user 108508]

Women only allowed to buy one pair of shoes a year !

Vetoed. Unless that rule will also cover golf clubs... (wary)

 

[9006]

No cars on the road allowed when I am cycling !

1. Cyclists are NEVER allowed on the roads.

Lol

 

[lonelyfairy]

No one can throw trashes to the nature. I know some countries have a law about it, for example Singapore but it would be nice to have that law everywhere.

 

[Triple Bogey]

No cars on the road allowed when I am cycling !

1. Cyclists are NEVER allowed on the roads.

Lol

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Women only allowed to buy one pair of shoes a year !

Vetoed. Unless that rule will also cover golf clubs... (wary)

I have all the golf clubs I need so the law should stand !

 

[user 108508]

Women only allowed to buy one pair of shoes a year !

Vetoed. Unless that rule will also cover golf clubs... (wary)

I have all the golf clubs I need so the law should stand !

That may be - but my shoe collection is far from complete.