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itsmylife

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If you suddenly were in charge and could make a law for everyone what would it be? (Being lighthearted, obviously world peace etc are givens!)

I would make the law that everyone has to have a nap in the afternoon. Babies do it, why can't adults?!
 
  1. Cyclists are NEVER allowed on the roads.
  2. Old people should have their own lane & stay in it.
  3. Setting a song as a ringtone would be illegal.
  4. Duck-face and pouting selfies would be illegal.
  5. Hoodies are illegal.
  6. Walking around or sitting outside your home with a beer you will be shot.
  7. Taking screaming babies out in public an you will be shot.

Lol.
 
No listening to mobile phone speakers in public. Everyone on the bus shouldn't be forced to endure one person's ****** taste in music!
 
People should not be allowed on public transport unless they have had a shower.
Music should not be played any louder than audible to whoever is playing it.
People who don't clear up after their dogs WILL be imprisoned
Politicians must take a lie detector test about their intentions before they are elected.
 
Jently said:
Politicians must take a lie detector test about their intentions before they are elected.

But then it might happen at least one of them believes their own ******** :eek:
 
Ban all bees involved in identity theft and subterfuge. :|
 
  • Ban public spitting (I know there already are laws against that in some countries - but sadly not in mine).
  • No alcohol consumption on public transport.
  • Only a limited amount of elderly people are allowed in supermarkets at a time (additional regulations for Fridays and Saturdays).
ardour said:
No listening to mobile phone speakers in public.

And I second that.
 
12 hour shifts would be illegal; employers would be punishable by death.
 
Mandatory licensing and testing of senior citizens with mobile scooters. They terrorize the public on the side walks. Yes, it is wonderful that you are out and about. But please I should not have to be forced to, jump into traffic because you cannot control your wheels. Or you are going so fast you are a blur.
 
Aisha said:
Ban all bees involved in identity theft and subterfuge. :|

Ban all Aishas unless they are nice to bees :D

Another law: Permission to kick anyone who walks slowly, slowly in front of you and then randomly stops :club:
 
No cars on the road allowed when I am cycling !

Any bloke with a daft hair cut or beard should be sent to jail for a month !

Women only allowed to buy one pair of shoes a year !
 
kamya said:
I'd rather take away a few laws.

For every new law two have to be taken away.

Drones should be outlawed.

There should be a minimum speed limit and it should be enforced.
 
No one can throw trashes to the nature. I know some countries have a law about it, for example Singapore but it would be nice to have that law everywhere.
 

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