If you could open up a can of whoop-ass on one person, who would it be?

[Sean]

God.

 

[Broken_Doll]

My 18 year old brother because he's really been getting on my nerves recently.

For the time being though... *Runs off and puts a spider on her sleeping brother's pillow and waits.*

 

[loketron]

adolf hitler

 

[Badjedidude]

Dan Quayle.

It's been a while since he's seen the spotlight, but I have NOT forgotten his... his...

*vomits*

...existence.

 

[Spare]

The Denver Broncos.

 

[Ladysphinx]

My mom

 

[AncientBard]

all the douche bag fundamentalists in Southern California who upon my arrival to their fine establishment couldn't get over my long hair or my utilikilt long enough to see I was quite qualified to work on their porn ridden spy ware infested office network that their original sys admin didn't lock down well enough to begin with which is why their ***** was broken in the first place (that was a badass run on sentence). One of these idiots actually called the office in my presence and demanded to speak with the owner of the IT company, the girl put him on hold and my cell phone began to ring. It was an epic moment.

 

[queenwindbaby]

Long hair -oh yea lol. There is a long line of ppl I would like to whop and that's why I never owned a gun cause a lot of these MF's wouldn't be around. So yo'all are still safe for the time being. lol I just tell them to back off Jack! Again it costs nothing to be nice to ppl.

 

[AncientBard]

Heh I moved to Oregon 5 years ago, everyone has long hair here because it gets so bloody cold in the winter. Now I'm the status norm, a first for meh.

 

[queenwindbaby]

Heh I moved to Oregon 5 years ago, everyone has long hair here because it gets so bloody cold in the winter. Now I'm the status norm, a first for meh.

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To me you don't even need a reason-it bespeaks volumns to those of us who don't conform. And that office where you went probually still wiping egg off their faces. I really like that Bard.

 

[AncientBard]

Heh I moved to Oregon 5 years ago, everyone has long hair here because it gets so bloody cold in the winter. Now I'm the status norm, a first for meh.

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To me you don't even need a reason-it bespeaks volumns to those of us who don't conform. And that office where you went probually still wiping egg off their faces. I really like that Bard.

I have to admit that particular time retribution was quite sweet

 

[Bread]

Oooh. I got a long list oh enemies, nemesis, foes, adversaries and the like. But in my immediate vicinity? the drunken, unemployed middleaged lowlife living in the apartment below me. He's the prime reason I'm moving out soon.

 

[Stephanie]

Well there is this chick somewhere in Canada that would probably be a better person for having a can of whoop ass opened on her, but it isn't going to be me. I believe in karma so I won't have to open a can of whoop ass on her. Life will do it without my intervention. We all get what we deserve no matter what.

 

[evanescencefan91]

glen beck, fed phelps, ronald regan ( ya I'd kick his deceased ass straight back to h*ll again)
george bush, and a few people from my past

 

[misa]

i know who mine would be. my cousin. he really needs it too.

he gave me a ride and bullied me for an hour because i was trapped in the car with him. another time he gave me a ride and bought some candy and then asked me about my mother being molested when she was a kid.

do you see the pattern? obviously i'm not getting in a car with him again.