TheLoadedDog
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Or the classic Irish joke (best one ever):
American tourist: "Excuse me. Can you tell me the way to Dublin?"
Irishman: "Well, if I were you, I wouldn't start from here."
Replace with Newfie, Tasmanian, New Zealander, etc as needed.
More Americans in the British Isles jokes:
US student on his first day at Oxford University: "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where King's College is at?"
Stuffy Professor: "I shall tell you, my boy, when you learn not to end a sentence with a preposition."
US student: "Okay. Can you tell me where King's College is at, *******?"
American tourist: "Excuse me. Can you tell me the way to Dublin?"
Irishman: "Well, if I were you, I wouldn't start from here."
Replace with Newfie, Tasmanian, New Zealander, etc as needed.
More Americans in the British Isles jokes:
US student on his first day at Oxford University: "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where King's College is at?"
Stuffy Professor: "I shall tell you, my boy, when you learn not to end a sentence with a preposition."
US student: "Okay. Can you tell me where King's College is at, *******?"