I'm not gay

[Pezza]

If everything you said is true, then why do you ask female members of the forum via PM to let you **** them?

The truth is that you're a virgin who has never had the chance to reject a real woman.

The only way that you could ever be swimming in ***** is if you visited a cat sanctuary after a Tsunami...

I think you're just mad that your online girlfriend wants to **** me in real life

Your PMs which she forwarded to me suggest otherwise.

Why would I be mad? We had fun laughing at you, in fact we still are, and it looks like some of the other members have joined in too

I'll be nice and give you a tip, the traditional "Hey. How are you?" is a much better way of greeting someone for the first time, rather than your "I love you like a fat kid loves cake. How much do you love cock?". Unless your trying to make the lady laugh at you, if that's the case then stick with what you've already got.

Please, don't bother replying, save your breath for your date tonight

Or is she a self inflating deluxe model? You are a classy guy after all.

The PMs she didn't forward to you also suggest otherwise, you skinny little euro. Want me to forward you those too? She wants me bro, sorry. Women flock to the alpha male not short timid boys named Pezza. She just doesn't want to hurt your feelings

You are seriously embarrassing yourself now.

 

[SkuzzieMuff]

Milton, I bet you could be swimming in ***** if you cleaned that piss off your face, changed your ways, and tried to be a true gentleman. It is a face of Milton that none of us have seen before. Maybe you would take the world by storm, women would be falling all over you because you were different and treated them like goddesses before you eventually ****** the living **** out of them. It could be the newest trend, and it would be nice if men actually treated women well BEFORE they treated them like objects for a change.

I love you so much. If I saw a sign that said skuzziemuff I would get rock hard

As flattering as that is, my gentleman suggestion was from the heart. If you want this, I wanna see you treat a lady right, Victorian style. (wink)

 

[Mikey193]

No your gay. Your just lying yourself!!

 

[Peter Lorre]

:')

 

[LoneKiller]

This is hands down the most sexual forum I have ever been on.

 

[Sci-Fi]

DO NOT BRING PRIVATE PM'S INTO THE FORUMS.

 

[Lonely in BC]

Ak5, I'd ask you to pass the popcorn but having no idea where those teenage hands have been lately....., think I'll get my own.

 

[Ak5]

Ak5, I'd ask you to pass the popcorn but having no idea where those teenage hands have been lately....., think I'll get my own.

Ha, ha. Very funny.

 

[SophiaGrace]

This is hands down the most sexual forum I have ever been on.

yeah i guess thats what happens when you put a bunch of lonely people together.

 

[Ak5]

This is hands down the most sexual forum I have ever been on.

yeah i guess thats what happens when you put a bunch of lonely people together.

Yep! Us lonely people tend to be the ones with the most libido!

 

[Lonely in BC]

And a love for popcorn!

 

[Ak5]

Yes, what would we do without popcorn and libido?

 

[Astral_Punisher]

This thread is getting really intense!

*munches on personal popcorn from home*

... When does the bookie start taking bets?

 

[Pezza]

*Announces with loudspeaker* "Ladies and Gentleman the betting booth is now open!! Place your bets now!!"

Please note that we only accept UK Pound sterling, The Euro and the US Dollar. We do NOT accept popcorn.

**No that is not going to be allowed here. Slamming other member is NOT allowed**

 

[Astral_Punisher]

Please note that we only accept UK Pound sterling, The Euro and the US Dollar. We do NOT accept popcorn.

No Canadian Dollars? I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED.

... And I'll put 10 on Hoffy wants Pezza. (I have a JUICY inside tip! )

 

[The Good Citizen]

(I have a JUICY inside tip! )
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Lordy, thats well rude!

 

[LoneKiller]

Yes, what would we do without popcorn and libido?

To be completely honest, I wish that I had no sex drive at all. That way I could focus on more important things besides breasts for a change.

 

[Sci-Fi]

This thread just found its way to be locked. Slams against other members is not allowed, not even bets.