Is the Cookie Monster really the Veggie Monster?

[Estreen]

Or did he change back? Anyone know?

I'm really worried; I was so sad to hear he gave up cookies.

 

[dreamer8]

I saw him somewhere shooting up cookie dough in a bathroom stall.

 

[iwasaloverb4thiswar]

was that before or after he was tapping his foot?

 

[Ekstra]

I saw him somewhere shooting up cookie dough in a bathroom stall.

 

[Estreen]

Omg omg. Did he escape from Nabisco Rehab? =\

 

[dreamer8]

Omg omg. Did he escape from Nabisco Rehab? =\

I saw him stick a mini wheat thin on his tongue and hallucinate.

 

[Estreen]

Omg omg. Did he escape from Nabisco Rehab? =\

I saw him stick a mini wheat thin on his tongue and hallucinate.

Oh god, no! He's moved on to the hard stuff!

Nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo!!!!!

 

[Badjedidude]

I heard he was getting pixie stix to snort from Snuffleupagus.

Somebody needs to take these guys down.

----Steve

 

[Ekstra]

Breaking news: Victim of fatal car crash tragically not the cookie monster. Did the cookie monster rape a girl in 1990?!?

 

[Estreen]

Breaking news: Victim of fatal car crash tragically not the cookie monster. Did the cookie monster rape a girl in 1990?!?

Did she look like this?:

 

[mintymint]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!! lol

 

[Estreen]

I think this is his daughter:

Poor dear, looks like she shares her father's addiction.

 

[Ekstra]

I give you the Anti-cookie

 

[mintymint]

Having fun is all well and good, but don't forget the most important thing.

 

[oarivan]

What a waste of perfectly good cookies.

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I think this is his daughter:

Poor dear, looks like she shares her father's addiction.

I wonder, would her father share her?

 

[Badjedidude]

I wonder, would her father share her?

She can eat my cookie any day of the week! lol

Lame, I know.

----Steve

 

[oarivan]

Lame, I know.

You just oarivan-proofed that post.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Please no talk 'bout my daughter like dat. It not her fault how she is; she born addicted to da cookie.

*OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*

It a bad, bad disease.

 

[oarivan]

Please no talk 'bout my daughter like dat. It not her fault how she is; she born addicted to da cookie.

*OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*

It a bad, bad disease.

Can I haz her hand in marriage?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Please no talk 'bout my daughter like dat. It not her fault how she is; she born addicted to da cookie.

*OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*

It a bad, bad disease.

Can I haz her hand in marriage?

She no ready for relationship. She need to beat cookie addiction first. Yah yah.

*YOMYOM* *GULP*

She going to rehab, yah yah. So she can no marry right now.