Is the Cookie Monster really the Veggie Monster?

[oarivan]

Please no talk 'bout my daughter like dat. It not her fault how she is; she born addicted to da cookie.

*OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*

It a bad, bad disease.

Can I haz her hand in marriage?

She no ready for relationship. She need to beat cookie addiction first. Yah yah.

*YOMYOM* *GULP*

She going to rehab, yah yah. So she can no marry right now.

I halp beat off addiction with constant loving. Worked on your mom.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Please no talk 'bout my daughter like dat. It not her fault how she is; she born addicted to da cookie.

*OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*

It a bad, bad disease.

Can I haz her hand in marriage?

She no ready for relationship. She need to beat cookie addiction first. Yah yah.

*YOMYOM* *GULP*

She going to rehab, yah yah. So she can no marry right now.

I halp beat off addiction with constant loving. Worked on your mom.

I no have mom. I grew from swamp, yah yah.

 

[oarivan]

I no have mom. I grew from swamp, yah yah.

Well that's what she looked like after I was done with her.

 

[Estreen]

Navs, you is nasty man.

Be all dissing up on Cookie Monstah, son. *tsk tsk*

 

[Wyrm]

**** that.... I like cookie monsters with a pathological addiction to sugary sweetness.......

 

[Cookie Monster]

Oh NO! Dey said 'dos photos would never come out!

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

oh my god, this is craziness!

 

[Badjedidude]

LOL I love it! XD

----Steve

 

[dreamer8]

C is for Commiting to addiction recovery.
Cookie crack is whack!