Jesus is a friend of mine

[Sunless Sky]

Jesus is my friend.

 

[Finished]

I'm glad that you have a friend. Could you maybe put in a good word for me? Thanks!

 

[Sunless Sky]

I have a friend in Jesus

 

[TheSkaFish]

Jesus walks into a bar.

The barman looks up and says, "we don't serve wine here".

Jesus looks at him quizzically and goes to look for a Spanish translator because he had just immigrated from Mexico and English was not his first language.




I stole that from Reddit, hopefully that, or the nature of the joke won't ruffle too many feathers

 

[Finished]

Jesus walks into a bar.

The barman looks up and says, "we don't serve wine here".

Jesus looks at him quizzically and goes to look for a Spanish translator because he had just immigrated from Mexico and English was not his first language.

Correction to joke:

Jesus says, I'm not whining god damn it! I just want a cold beer once in awhile! ****!

 

[TheSkaFish]

Correction to joke:

Jesus says, I'm not whining god damn it! I just want a cold beer once in awhile! ****!

That sounds like how I imagine Jesus - wearing John Lennon sunglasses, drinking tall boys of Old Style, and driving a slightly beat-up orange '70 GTO Judge.

 

[user 135671]

Jesus walks into a bar.

The barman looks up and says, "we don't serve wine here".

Jesus looks at him quizzically and goes to look for a Spanish translator because he had just immigrated from Mexico and English was not his first language.




I stole that from Reddit, hopefully that, or nature of the joke won't ruffle too many feathers

I think it goes like this.

Jesus walks into a bar.

The barman looks up and says, " we only serve water here ".

Jesus, sarcastically, " Oh no "

 

[TheSkaFish]

The barman looks up and says, " we only serve water here ".

Good punchline, but what kind of bar is that? LOL

 

[user 135671]

Hahah, we're living in strange days my friend.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/cu... is set to open,sparkling and 'deluxe' water.
Business decisions like this may also explain why Selfridges went bust last year.

 

[TheSkaFish]

Hahah, we're living in strange days my friend.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/cu... is set to open,sparkling and 'deluxe' water.
Business decisions like this may also explain why Selfridges went bust last year.

Strange days, indeed. For 100 pounds, that water better be from the Fountain of Youth. That's madness!

 

[Minus]

Midwest's First Water-Only Bar

 

[U-122]

Midwest's First Water-Only Bar

My kind of bar. lol

 

[Memyself]

Strange days, indeed. For 100 pounds, that water better be from the Fountain of Youth. That's madness!

 

[TheSkaFish]

View attachment 3679

Does it give me superpowers? Genius intellect? The ability to travel through time?

For the price of a very nice car, it better. I don't know what's crazier - the price itself, or that someone somewhere must have been willing to pay it.

 

[Memyself]

Does it give me superpowers? Genius intellect? The ability to travel through time?

For the price of a very nice car, it better. I don't know what's crazier - the price itself, or that someone somewhere must have been willing to pay it.

Maybe Jesus walked on it?

 

[ewomack]

It sounds like Jesus put you in "the friend zone." I warned you about those Mary Magdalene rumors...

 

[MissBehave]