Lies

[Danielle]

I'm going to like the movie my BF is gonna make me watch tonight....

 

[Mouse]

I drive around the forum in a tank, so duck when I hit the firing button.

 

[Danielle]

I wore an outfit that makes me look really skinny today

 

[Mouse]

I pole danced today.

 

[Danielle]

I drank 17 coffees, one after the other this morning

 

[Mouse]

I beat Danielle by another 17

 

[Danielle]

I hate fresh fruit smoothies.

 

[Mouse]

I had panfried cat for dinner tonight.

 

[Danielle]

I am so happy to be at work today

 

[Mouse]

I've had kittens today.

 

[Danielle]

I colored all over the walls at work cuz I was bored

 

[Mouse]

I stayed awake for most the evening tonight.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I have been very productive today so far.

 

[Oldyoung]

I did all my chores already.

 

[Cavey]

I've been rigidly sticking to a healthy diet.

 

[zero]

I am happy and healthy.

 

[Sometimes]

I made some money!

 

[zero]

I`m in love.

 

[user 108508]

I don't miss you at all.

 

[windowtothesky]

grumpy cat is dead