LoneKiller's Scrapbook

[BrokenInside]

My problem was slightly different. My one bro is in to sports, other one in to "National geographic and Discovery" and me movies. My dad bought another tv set, problem solved!

 

[ThisSideOfTheRainbow]

Hide the remote control. See how eager he is to get off his butt every twenty five seconds.

 

[LoneKiller]

Hide the remote control. See how eager he is to get off his butt every twenty five seconds.

lol

 

[Lilianna]

I did this with http://funny.pho.to.look-for.us/

Switched Image hosting site, so had to post it again.

 

[LoneKiller]

 

[Veruca]

ROFL!

Now if only life had that button too

 

[LoneKiller]

ROFL!

Now if only life had that button too

Could you imagine members having that key if it really existed? Someone trolling you? Zap! Nobody laughed at your joke about your aunt's dislocated hip? Zap! This forum would be a Ghost town.

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

I wouldn't be able to stop pressing it....

 

[9006]

Didn't you know they get issued a keyboard like that?

Yeah, it's not called a keyboard though, it's called a modboard. And across the top on a small plaque of u-235 (you're immune cause your a mod: naturally), it has your online name woven in golden strands by blind monks, it's pretty impressive.

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

I thought aliens wrote your online name in cottage cheese?

 

[Veruca]

ROFL!

Now if only life had that button too

Could you imagine members having that key if it really existed? Someone trolling you? Zap! Nobody laughed at your joke about your aunt's dislocated hip? Zap! This forum would be a Ghost town.

You read my mind! Oh man, such fun!

 

[Edward W]

<Presses button>

Blap! - You are all BANNED!

 

[EveWasFramed]

(goo) We need that button for spammers.

 

[Greb]

Reminds me of an advert for some vague product or something, where a robot guy or something is constantly pressing a keyboard with all the letters blacked out except O and K...basically standing there constantly typing out OK.

Then some letters get revealed and he types WHAT IF? and..it destroys this machine nearby that was producing O's and K's...uh random but, yeah, memories abound.


I wish I had a similar button, only with the word "eject into space" or something, that magically knew the person I was wanting to eject into space, even if I didn't know them. I.E anyone who uses a helicopter to gun down respawning players in GTAIV multiplayer.

 

[LoneKiller]

15 REBELS WHO JUST CAN'T BE TAMED

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/gallery/6874131/you-rebel-you


I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB AGAIN!

http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/cd784d1fee/i-will-never-complain-about-my-job-again


AMAZING FACT GENERATOR

http://www.mentalfloss.com/amazingfactgenerator?p=332#f127


LOL!!

http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/files/2009/11/pickpocket-550x417.jpg


I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. LOL

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2012/11/housepizza.jpg


ABANDONED PLACES THAT WOULD MAKE AWESOME SUPERVILLAIN LAIRS

http://www.cracked.com/article_1967...hat-will-make-awesome-supervillain-lairs.html


WISHES

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6349199/wishes


THE BABYSITTER

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8e25d48f0a/the-babysitter


ULTIMATE COLLECTION OF RANDOMNESS JUST TO MAKE YOU SMILE

http://www.stingfeed.com/random/ult...omness-just-to-make-you-smile-35-photos.html/


5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

http://www.yesemails.com/text/managementcourse/


HOW TO MAKE LIFE EASIER

http://www.fullpunch.com/random/hacks-to-make-life-easier-48-pics.html/


10 AWESOME INVENTIONS

http://whyareyoustupid.com/10-awesome-inventions/


SWEAR JAR

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f2541a52b3/swear-jarfunniest-commercial-ever-from-slygirl1007


POOPIN' TIME

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6493120/poopin-time


RABBIT VS. BALLOON

http://www.andpop.com/2013/03/11/rabbit-vs-balloon/


VIRAL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK (10/3/2013)

http://www.siliconrepublic.com/new-media/item/31812-viral-videos-of-the-week/


MAGIC GREEN HAT

http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/4af32e8dad/magic-green-hat


5 REAL LIFE SOLDIERS WHO MAKE RAMBO LOOK LIKE A PUSSY

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy_p1.html


YOUR BIRTHDAY: THEN AND NOW

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6866143/your-birthday-then-and-now


HANDY LATIN PHRASES

http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/handy-latin.html


TOP 100 APRIL FOOL'S DAY HOAXES OF ALL TIME

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/


THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE IN 30 SECONDS

http://www.angryalien.com/0605/txchainsawbuns.asp


SCOTT PAKIN'S AUTOMATIC COMPLAINT-LETTER GENERATOR

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/


THE PROPER WAY TO PUT ON A CONDOM

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/04/18/the-proper-way-to-put-on-a-condom/


THINGS PEOPLE SAID: ACCIDEDNT REPORTS

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/insurance.shtml


FUNNY ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES

http://www.goodquotes.com/answeringmachine.htm


ACCURATE LOVE LETTER WRITTEN BY A 6 YEAR OLD

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6828040/accurate-love-letter-written-by-6-year-old


THE 12 MOST INSANE THINGS THAT YOU CAN BUY ON THE INTERNET

http://www.cracked.com/article_18410_the-12-most-insane-things-you-can-buy-internet_p2.html


THE DIALECTIZER

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/


MONTY PYTHON'S SILLY WALKS GENERATOR

http://www.sillywalksgenerator.com/

 

[Greb]

Last time I needed cheering up, I googled "joke" in the image search section. I was pleasantly surprised by the results.

Seems to be a typo below "The Proper Way to put on a Condom" (Accident, or is it meant to be Accidednts?)


Thanks for the links man, glad to see places like Cracked and collegehumour up there, means they should hopefully be familiar environments to read when I have time to settle and relax.

 

[LoneKiller]

You are very welcome Greb. Humor in life is important if not essential.

 

[LoneKiller]

PROPHETS OF DOOM
Absolutely amazing!
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FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE

[YOUTUBE]Dv1G_YJ0GsM[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Horsemen_of_the_Apocalypse


COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON/BEYOND ARMAGEDDON
2 Amazing Docs!
[YOUTUBE]Yp5bX1kv8Zw[/YOUTUBE][YOUTUBE]8azk8yQhdIs[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armageddon


MIKE TYSON: BEYOND THE GLORY

[YOUTUBE]Hh_0KUt-wGQ[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_tyson


METH
I've seen some nasty drugs in my day, but nothing like this. These are 2 very sobering docs.
[YOUTUBE]QYPdZ4zhGsw[/YOUTUBE][YOUTUBE]yxKst8BaPbc[/YOUTUBE]
Meth Before And After Images

WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meth

 

[LoneKiller]

ED GEIN: THE REAL LEATHERFACE
This was one bad apple. I believe that the movie "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" was based on him.

[YOUTUBE]mhNK0iriJFQ[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein


AREA 51
I don't even know where to start when it comes to this place. The "Powers That Be" come up with some of the flimsiest answers for what really goes on in there. They even have the audacity to insult our intelligence and say such a location doesn't even exist! Can you believe that?! I believe that entire place is devoted to study aliens. Some will say that maybe they want us to think that they're studying aliens because they're working on something much more horrendous. I know one thing. They aren't baking chocolate chip cookies down there, I assure you.

[YOUTUBE]EOaiOMHS7ZA[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_51


LIZZIE BORDEN
"Lizzie Borden had an axe.
She gave her mother 40 whacks,
When she saw what she had done
she gave her father 41."
I'm not trying to sound mean, but this woman is one cold lookin' chick.

[YOUTUBE]q7jnOkNPqaI[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_Borden


JONESTOWN MASSACRE
This ******* dork. *rolls eyes*

[YOUTUBE]VPtl2xR3Zzc[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown_massacre


THE ANTICHRIST
[YOUTUBE]U2AjboYdr3k[/YOUTUBE][YOUTUBE]W8yD1aQpg4A[/YOUTUBE]

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SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION

[YOUTUBE]aCPDW1nzQJE[/YOUTUBE][YOUTUBE]8RESUDoOArI[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion


VLAD THE IMPALER

[YOUTUBE]fI-8FxR8BaI[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_the_impaler


MEGALODON
Being an animal lover, I just couldn't help myself from authoring a thread about a prehistoric Great White shark who makes today's Great White shark look the size of a tic tac. Below is a comparison. Absolutely stunning!

Check out the size of the jaw!

WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalodon


KOMODO DRAGONS
These animals absolutely amaze me. I have tremendous respect for the animal kingdom..

[YOUTUBE]Lrs3T5loK5k[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komodo_dragon

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BRUCE LEE

[YOUTUBE]tGNo0wyxkvk[/YOUTUBE][YOUTUBE]OYHEejw6s7s[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_lee

POL POT

[YOUTUBE]BkAoxgECv_c[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pol_pot


BILL KAZMAIER

[YOUTUBE]gCm0uCTZMVE[/YOUTUBE][YOUTUBE]mVOMnwIz2SI[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Kazmaier


ZOMBIES

[YOUTUBE]bbVH__mc998[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombies


OUIJA BOARDS

[YOUTUBE]cKR7B-lSqA8[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouija_board

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ENERGY DRINKS

[YOUTUBE]dxPMgTPfzT0[/YOUTUBE]

OXYCONTIN

[YOUTUBE]tDkn2Xzrs4U[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxycontin#OxyContin


CROP CIRCLES

[YOUTUBE]a4e_wlLb_kk[/YOUTUBE][YOUTUBE]T8MN5epqWuw[/YOUTUBE]
WIKI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_circlesM

 

[LoneKiller]

Just noticed this game. If anyone is looking to buy any games from the "Breath Of Fire" series I'd go to this site below. Right now it's at an incredible price! Some sites charge double for classic rpgs like this. This is just for anyone who may be hunting down psx rpgs. They sell out fast!. Just wondering if anyone was looking for it so cheap.


JJ's

http://www.jjgames.com/system/ps1/7