my neighbors are so loud

[Trent]

that the house shakes and my bed rocks at night

that i scream and leap from the shower - naked - thinking there is a home invasion taking place

that the bowls rattle in my cupboard when they slam the doors

anyway, the purpose of this thread...

is THERAPY

i would never do anything bad to them, but i do enjoy a good fantasy about harming them all, lol.

however, lately, my fantasies have gotten a little stale.

i need inspiration.

i think the last "inspired" fantasy i had was to sneak in, saw 90% of the way through the bottom of the second or third basement step from the top and let gravity handle the rest.

before that, was the thought of saran-wrapping the entire house closed, cutting the phone and cable lines, and making them prisoners to time and carbon dioxide.

does that make me evil?

i need inspiration.

help me torment my neighbors without really tormenting my neighbors.

 

[Antonio]

Call the police or the noise pollution control.

 

[Trent]

oops, someone missed the point of the thread

tsk

 

[MissGuided]

Depends on the placement of your apartments. If they are directly next door and your kitchens are basically back to back, you could start cooking really horribly smelly foods - often. The leasing office can't really stop you from doing it if the neighbors complain, lol.

 

[Felix]

Get any "Mortician" album
Play the whole album at max volume
?????????
PROFIT.

 

[LoneKiller]

Go to an outside line and order 10 pizzas, 5 buckets of KFC, and 6 flats of beer and have them delivered to your neighbor's address.

If that doesn't work. Turn your stereo system up to max and stick in an Oakridge Boys cd on repeat. Below is a link on how to make itching powder. Put some in their mailbox.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Itching-Powder

 

[Trent]

looking good, guys

we're heading in the right direction

from stinky food...

to insanely loud music...

to hilarious pranks and itching powder...

i like it

 

[Montreal Skye]

Sugar water and fire ants; sneak some kind of speaker in through their vents and make sure to play Céline Dion and Air Supply ad nauseam.

 

[Trent]

LMAO, perfect Air Supply reference

priceless

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

Okay in all of the loud, lively, anooying houses I've been in, there have been drugs involved.
The worst thing to do to an addict?
Find their stash and hide it.
(I used to do it to my mom all the time) lol
OR
get their stash and if it is meht, ice, etc in rocks, melt down some white candle wax, break it into tiny rocks, let it harden, and swap it with the real ****.
THATS TORTURE

 

[Gutted]

Put some poop in a bag, go to their house, set the bag on fire, knock on the door, drop the bag on the floor outside the door and then run and hide. If you're quick, you can watch them stamp on heated poop.

 

[LoneKiller]

Take a picture of their house and post it online as being for sale.

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

Take a picture of their house and post it online as being for sale.

That is not cool (lol)
That happened to me in the middle of a Prank War my friend and I were in. (Well, it was my apartment that he put up was vacant)
I got int trouble for it
But for revenge, yeah, could be funny.

 

[LoneKiller]

LOL!
Sorry. What are the odds on that?

 

[Felix]

This is all good stuff, I'll bear it all in mind for my future revenges!

 

[lonelyfairy]

I have same problem. My neighbours are so loud. One neighbour renovated middle of the night, mhm... >_<

 

[Antonio]

Just put some dead smelly fish in their mailbox.

 

[Trent]

i could put a kinky sex ad on craigslist