"Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last six months, I been packin' your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
I'm sick of your mouth and your two percent milk
And I'm no dope, but I've lost all hope
So hit the ******' road and piss up a rope
You can piss up a rope and you can put on your shoes
Hit the road, get truckin', pack your bag, I don't need the ag
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up ***** creek with a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope, piss up a rope"
