News of the Weird Thread

[tangerinedream]

Um, when I read this title, at first all I could do was blink.

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy

There's a big wide world of weird news out there.

 

[Minus]

That is quite the title.

 

[tangerinedream]

It's quite the article, too.

Lives up to the expectations of the title.

 

[VanillaCreme]

I think I can sort of top this right here. Her bail amount shocked me, but what I read further on in the article made my jaw drop.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lan...ff-husbands-penis-held-on-1-million-bail.html

 

[Stride]

this story provides loads of entertainment:

http://www.kmbc.com/r/15701029/detail.html

 

[Minus]

What is a "two-piece metal sphere covering his head" and why do you need it if you already have the zippered leather mask?

 

[VanillaCreme]

Lol Minus, I think CTF should show you what that's for.

 

[tangerinedream]

Lol Minus, I think CTF should show you what that's for.

!!!


Who, me?

Actually I have no idea what that 2-piece sphere could possibly be. Zippered mask with ball-gag, sure. I mean, who hasn't seen Pulp Fiction.

But... metal sphere?

*mind boggles*

 

[VanillaCreme]

Yea, actually, I don't quite get that myself. Did it have holes in it for the eyes and such, like a skull? Or was it just a solid round sphere?





Do I really even want to know?

 

[Minus]

I don't know that it would need holes for the eyes in this case. If he has "a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut" then he wouldn't be able to see anyway. If there was a ball gag under the mask, since the mask mouth was zipped shut and some kind of "two-piece metal sphere" possibly over the whole thing .... darn that is starting to sound uncomfortable.

Well i have to go remove my garbage disposal now as i have identified it as a dangerous device then maybe do a little wiring if i can figure out how to make a proper hole.

 

[VanillaCreme]

Haha a dangerous device. You tickle me, Minus.

 

[Minus]

Why would i care what the two piece metal head covering is. It is not like i am looking for a new toy. Just never heard that particular toy. Anyway this may be what they were talking about in the news article.

 

[VanillaCreme]

I imagined a solid sphere, but that makes much more sense, Minue. Either which way, I can't imagine it being too comfortable.

 

[Minus]

I was thinking solid too but this does make more sense for allowing you to breath [minus any ball gag]. It does look uncomfortable in that it looks like it would cut into the ladies nose in no time. Of course in the story he had a leather mask under it.