I wrote this about the drones that Amazon is planning to use in helping deliver packages. The tune is "O Christmas Tree." Would've been better a few days ago but here it is anyway:
Chorus: O Christmas Drones, O Christmas Drones,
Amazon.com truly thanks thee.
O Christmas Drones, O Christmas Drones,
They aren't in any way dainty,
Verses:
This isn't like in Bagdad.
But they'll blow you up if you've been bad,
They fly around; don't need a road.
Christmas gifts are their payload,
Santa no more comes to town
Because Christmas Drones have shot him down.
Can't stop the drones with flattery,
You need a surface to air missile battery.
It's just a nightmare to contend,
As Christmas Drones upon you descend!
Chorus: O Christmas Drones, O Christmas Drones,
Amazon.com truly thanks thee.
O Christmas Drones, O Christmas Drones,
They aren't in any way dainty,
Verses:
This isn't like in Bagdad.
But they'll blow you up if you've been bad,
They fly around; don't need a road.
Christmas gifts are their payload,
Santa no more comes to town
Because Christmas Drones have shot him down.
Can't stop the drones with flattery,
You need a surface to air missile battery.
It's just a nightmare to contend,
As Christmas Drones upon you descend!
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