Penises

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

So...what makes them so great?
I will tell you what! PENIS!
They are so cool to dress up. Ladies! Dress your man's crotch like an elephant. Put a top hat on the head and make his testicles into a pair of shoes.
But I don't understand something.. they just hang there. Like, how do men sleep with it? it's also weird. Penises are aliens.

 

[Scotsman]

Hahaha! I needed that laugh.

 

[Bones]

 

[ardour]

I'm betting an hour tops before this one's a goner.

BTW, they're ugly.

 

[LoneKiller]

So...what makes them so great?
I will tell you what! PENIS!
They are so cool to dress up. Ladies! Dress your man's crotch like an elephant. Put a top hat on the head and make his testicles into a pair of shoes.
But I don't understand something.. they just hang there. Like, how do men sleep with it? it's also weird. Penises are aliens.

Most fellas give it a little massage then go to sleep. It helps it relax.

 

[nelloy]

Saw this thread and chocked on my coffee.... LITERALLY. Still recovering.
Penises are weird for sure, really couldnt imagine having one (and balls) hanging off the front of me :-O

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

I'm glad I have one.

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

vaginas are so boring. LIke... they just sit here. Penises seem so fun!
Like doing the helicopter, etc.
Damn.

 

[theraab]

vaginas are so boring.

False.

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

vaginas are so boring.

False.

Um not false. For us women they are boring. They are this inner thingy (like an inny belly button) that ******* every 28 days. They don't do anything but sit there getting wet and annoying. Penises.... they are a lot of fun if you use your imagination. You can play helicoptor, etc. or the PIG (Penis Island Game) where you take the penis and swing it around like a palm tree in a storm and the balls are coconuts.
With vaginas.. you can't do that.

 

[theraab]

vaginas are so boring.

False.

Um not false. For us women they are boring. They are this inner thingy (like an inny belly button) that ******* every 28 days. They don't do anything but sit there getting wet and annoying. Penises.... they are a lot of fun if you use your imagination. You can play helicoptor, etc. or the PIG (Penis Island Game) where you take the penis and swing it around like a palm tree in a storm and the balls are coconuts.
With vaginas.. you can't do that.

They are a lot of fun to play with...but things balance out, because you girls also have ****s - nothing is more fun to play with than ****s. (and, for the record, vaginas are never boring for us guys)

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

****S!

 

[LoneKiller]

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[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

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[nelloy]

Puppetry of the penis? That is hilarious. I agree Blue... penises are way funner

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

Girls y'all need to get creative with these alien penises!
Theyhave controlled us women and our vaginas for too long!
We now fight back by making them into elephants and playing games with them!
Humiliate their dominance!
(Frey will like this post I bet lololol)
Fight the power!

 

[LoneKiller]

Any bets on which mod is going to lock this thread? My money is on Eve.

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

I put $5 on that LK

 

[LoneKiller]

I put $5 on that LK

You're down.

 

[theraab]

I'll take $5 on Minus, but you have to give me 2-1 odds