Places to have ***

[ThePsychologist]

Hey again

A new question arises! What are good places to have ***?

Our current situation is this: Me and my GF still haven't met each others parents. This is a huge barrier that we still have to cross, which means we can't see each other as much as we like to. We both are very busy with work and school, which does not help. We can so far only hang out when one of our parents are away for the night. Which can be very frustrating at times. We all have desires, and being a young couple madly in love with each other, makes it even more unbearable.

I think you can guess where this is going

So my question for today is: What is a good place to have *** without people interrupting?

I was thinking of renting a room for the night in a hotel, but that's very pricey.

We also have something against having *** when one of our parents are at home, we think this would be weird if they would notice us having ***. Or even worse, would come into our room without warning and caught us in the act. Ofcourse it also does not help that we haven't seen each other's parents yet, but we are working on that

So, good places to have *** without it being home or an expensive hotel.

I was thinking about doing something outside once it's summer. A deserted place. But to be honest, I'm pretty much without inspiration. Maybe you guys can help or tell me your past experience on certain locations!

 

[jales]

never been in this situation but i think you either

-rent a hotel
-know someone with their own place with a guest bedroom or so..
-have to do it at home when your parents arent there. During the day while they are at work maybe?

Not sure but basically you cant have *** in public, and you will know when/where to have *** because it will just feel right for you both.

 

[Argh]

Casual *** is tough if you're living with your parents.

 

[Badjedidude]

ANYWHERE.

Seriously. I can't believe you'd even ask this question.

Hotel
Fast food bathroom
Movie theater
Car, aka "parking"
Abandoned building
Clothing store (in the changing booths)
Local park in a secluded spot
Mall bathroom or secluded hallway
Church backyard on an off-service day

Really, there are tons of places. Just get creative.

 

[jales]

i have had *** in strange places, but to say i would be comfortable having regular *** in public or in a car... well that is not true. just make sure that she is comfortable with wherever you want to have *** as well. if you both are comfortable.. then it's okay.

 

[Peter Lorre]

Well, I've had *** in some weird places aswell, but I'm not going to link them here

Just use your imagination and you'll think of them yourself

 

[Ladysphinx]

I agree with the others just use your imagination.

A house standing empty can also do the trick just be careful that you don't go somewhere you could be arrested for tresspassing, ask me.......no don't ask. lol

 

[blackwave]

If you're in love with her, isn't it time to introduce her to your parents? Would get one barrier out of the way. Maybe you could tell your parents you'd like to have a romantic evening with her, and ask if they would mind going out for the evening. You don't have to tell them you're going to have ***.

 

[Joseph]

Maybe you could tell your parents you'd like to have a romantic evening with her, and ask if they would mind going out for the evening. You don't have to tell them you're going to have ***.

My mom would have JPMB'd me if I asked her to "go out" for the evening, so my girlfriend and I could have the house to enjoy each other in a very G-rated way. :rolleyes2:

 

[ShybutHi]

Space would be best. Think of all the potential positions!

 

[Joseph]

Space would be best. Think of all the potential positions!

Yes, but at that climactic moment, she could be propelled off never to be seen or heard from again. Forever floating, sore, through the vast reaches of space.

 

[ShybutHi]

Yes, but at that climactic moment, she could be propelled off never to be seen or heard from again. Forever floating, sore, through the vast reaches of space.

Well if it was me taking part in the activity and this unfortunate event happened, atleast she would of experienced complete orgasmal bliss, peace and feeling at one with herself and the universe. <Grin>

 

[Joseph]

Inertia's a *****.

 

[Dessa]

ANYWHERE.

Seriously. I can't believe you'd even ask this question.

Hotel
Fast food bathroom
Movie theater
Car, aka "parking"
Abandoned building
Clothing store (in the changing booths)
Local park in a secluded spot
Mall bathroom or secluded hallway
Church backyard on an off-service day

Really, there are tons of places. Just get creative.

This better not backfire or I'll blame you. UN (hehe)

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^If it DOES backfire, then that's part of the fun. You both get to look back and say stuff like, "REMEMBER WHEN WE GOT BUSTED FOR DOING IT IN THE AIRPLANE LAVATORY?"

 

[Lonesome Crow]

Its the excitment of doing something wrong that makes it totally intense.
Public place in briaod dayligh.

Ive even got cuaght by the Sherrifs.hahaa...
asked us what we where doing...wtf???

It depends on the woman....
The first time I had *** in a public place was in an elevator @ a big shoping mall during daylight..but it was an elevaotr on the outside of the buidling....People saw us.
I was relly scared..hydrarent running thrugh my vains.....
My GF @ the time basically just.said..DUDE... UR WITH ME.

Bascially I should be proud.llol
Shes very pretty N sexy..
.

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Heres the thingd about having those types of experinces....YOU ALWAAYS REMEMBER IT...its totally intense.
Plus you have bragging rights :0

Its like one of those things...
One everyone gets to be an astronaut.
Not everyone will have *** in an elevaotr or walk around but *** naked in the forrest ...pretend ur adam and eve.

It like me having threesomes with women....I lived it and experinced ot..
Its every man fantacy and they wish they could but havnt or cant.lol

 

[Brian]

Check Priceline for cheap hotels. They use their PRICE CHOP.

I have the same problem, Psych...my girlfriend lives with her parents, and I live at a fire station with communal sleeping.

About a week ago we went down to a nearby city and rented a room for two nights. If you do this make sure it's one with a hot tub, and try for the middle of the week so you can avoid lots of people and enjoy said hot tub

Your other options without awkwardly asking a friend are to find a deserted place to park your car, or go camping. I HIGHLY recommend going camping. Not the lame kind of camping where you go to a campground with 80 other people sleeping in tents, but actual, out-there camping. The quiet is great, the air is clean, and you can go for a hike and see cool stuff.

 

[Joseph]

Agree with Brian. Camping is cool. Just make sure to pack heat, nothing says "feel the passion" like you and your lover being dragged out of the tent and mauled to death by a bear while copulating.

 

[Ladysphinx]

Agree with Brian. Camping is cool. Just make sure to pack heat, nothing says "feel the passion" like you and your lover being dragged out of the tent and mauled to death by a bear while copulating.

Joseph I think that could be a pssion killer if you ask me.

But yeah camping could work great. Try to camp near somewhere you can go swimming, skinnydipping can really make for intresting moments. Just have a blanket near by and a comfortable spot on shore cause doing it in water doesn't work as well as one thought it would.

 

[smarty24]

Look here (scroll to point number 3) some interesting ideas *removed for **** images*
I think guy mentioned all possible places where you can have from winter to summer, if you are on "low budget"


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