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Look here maybe you got some idea about usual and unusual places to have *** in this "situation" :)
 
Im in the same boat as far as not having a place to have ***, if the situation ever arose!
 
I lost my Virginity in my brothers custom Ford Van that had a bed in it, it was parked in my driveway. My GF was my next door neighbor.... LOL... When the van was a Rockin Nobody came a Knockin... The whole neighborhood knew when I was getting some, they would walk by laughing their ***** off... we could hear them !!!

It was like that for 3 YEARS !!!

Get a van man !!
 
I know this is way late but just had to reply. If you wantto be kosher about it, go on & introduce her to your folks already. If you're not worried about that & she's game, heed the following advice:
  • Inside a vehicle can work, but space can be a challenge depending on the make & model. The least suitable is the back seat of a small car...very cramped. You are almost always better off with a front seat, with the back support dropped.
  • Public spaces can be risky if they are open, without walls. If you live in a small town there's always the chance that someone will call her or your parents & they will arrive all pissed off.
  • Abandoned buildings can be great as long as they're not too dusty. Bring a blanket or something to lay down on.
  • Bathrooms work but can be a tight fit....limited choice of positions.

The foregoing is taken from my experience. I've never done it in a church's yard during a day when services aren't being conducted. As to whether to do that or not, there might be a moral issue there. Remember that most churches have security systems now...it would be very embarrassing to have the police arrive when you & your girlfriend are in the throes of passion.



MTrip said:
I know this is way late but just had to reply. If you wantto be kosher about it, go on & introduce her to your folks already. If you're not worried about that & she's game, heed the following advice:
  • Inside a vehicle can work, but space can be a challenge depending on the make & model. The least suitable is the back seat of a small car...very cramped. You are almost always better off with a front seat, with the back support dropped.
  • Public spaces can be risky if they are open, without walls. If you live in a small town there's always the chance that someone will call her or your parents & they will arrive all pissed off.
  • Abandoned buildings can be great as long as they're not too dusty. Bring a blanket or something to lay down on.
  • Bathrooms work but can be a tight fit....limited choice of positions.

The foregoing is taken from my experience. I've never done it in a church's yard during a day when services aren't being conducted. As to whether to do that or not, there might be a moral issue there. Remember that most churches have security systems now...it would be very embarrassing to have the police arrive when you & your girlfriend are in the throes of passion.


Pardon the double post. The website is acting up today.
 
You can have *** anywhere basically....be discreet (if you chose) and be creative.
 
Alienated said:
I lost my Virginity in my brothers custom Ford Van that had a bed in it, it was parked in my driveway. My GF was my next door neighbor.... LOL... When the van was a Rockin Nobody came a Knockin... The whole neighborhood knew when I was getting some, they would walk by laughing their ***** off... we could hear them !!!

It was like that for 3 YEARS !!!

Get a van man !!

that is something I call 'old fashioned way to loose virginity' :) good job!
 
A word of warning.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16675_9-awesome-places-to-have-***-and-horrific-consequences.html
 
smarty24 said:
Alienated said:
I lost my Virginity in my brothers custom Ford Van that had a bed in it, it was parked in my driveway. My GF was my next door neighbor.... LOL... When the van was a Rockin Nobody came a Knockin... The whole neighborhood knew when I was getting some, they would walk by laughing their ***** off... we could hear them !!!

It was like that for 3 YEARS !!!

Get a van man !!

that is something I call 'old fashioned way to loose virginity' :) good job!

WOW... Am I that old ?? Did they invent a new way to loose your virginity ?? Damn the old way wad pretty damn good !!
 
If there are any woods/mountains/valleys anywhere within a reasonable distance, go (***) camping!
 
Alienated said:
smarty24 said:
Alienated said:
I lost my Virginity in my brothers custom Ford Van that had a bed in it, it was parked in my driveway. My GF was my next door neighbor.... LOL... When the van was a Rockin Nobody came a Knockin... The whole neighborhood knew when I was getting some, they would walk by laughing their ***** off... we could hear them !!!

It was like that for 3 YEARS !!!

Get a van man !!

that is something I call 'old fashioned way to loose virginity' :) good job!

WOW... Am I that old ?? Did they invent a new way to loose your virginity ?? Damn the old way wad pretty damn good !!

no you are not that old :)
I just want to say that today is not very popular among boys and gals to do "that" in the car as it was...some time ago :)
They watch TV too much, girls want some "glamour"...
 
smarty24 said:
Alienated said:
smarty24 said:
Alienated said:
I lost my Virginity in my brothers custom Ford Van that had a bed in it, it was parked in my driveway. My GF was my next door neighbor.... LOL... When the van was a Rockin Nobody came a Knockin... The whole neighborhood knew when I was getting some, they would walk by laughing their ***** off... we could hear them !!!

It was like that for 3 YEARS !!!

Get a van man !!

that is something I call 'old fashioned way to loose virginity' :) good job!

WOW... Am I that old ?? Did they invent a new way to loose your virginity ?? Damn the old way wad pretty damn good !!

no you are not that old :)
I just want to say that today is not very popular among boys and gals to do "that" in the car as it was...some time ago :)
They watch TV too much, girls want some "glamour"...

Glamour ?? What does doing the funky, have to do with glamour ? Back then a VHS of a Cheerleader getting it in the back seat at the drive in, was a aphrodisiac !! Don't forget the Popcorn !!
 
I'm not sure I should take part in this conversation and any answer I give is completely hypothetical, but I reckon the back seat of a packed commuter train, behind the local swimming baths, on a park bench, under a parked articulated truck or on your parents kitchen table are all excellent suggestions.
 
smarty24 said:
Alienated said:
smarty24 said:
Alienated said:
I lost my Virginity in my brothers custom Ford Van that had a bed in it, it was parked in my driveway. My GF was my next door neighbor.... LOL... When the van was a Rockin Nobody came a Knockin... The whole neighborhood knew when I was getting some, they would walk by laughing their ***** off... we could hear them !!!

It was like that for 3 YEARS !!!

Get a van man !!

that is something I call 'old fashioned way to loose virginity' :) good job!

WOW... Am I that old ?? Did they invent a new way to loose your virginity ?? Damn the old way wad pretty damn good !!

no you are not that old :)
I just want to say that today is not very popular among boys and gals to do "that" in the car as it was...some time ago :)
They watch TV too much, girls want some "glamour"...

Really? A guy I know had a girlfriend a few years ago that wanted to give him head in a car and have *** in a car, they were only fifteen.
 
Sci-Fi said:
smarty24 said:
Alienated said:
smarty24 said:
Alienated said:
I lost my Virginity in my brothers custom Ford Van that had a bed in it, it was parked in my driveway. My GF was my next door neighbor.... LOL... When the van was a Rockin Nobody came a Knockin... The whole neighborhood knew when I was getting some, they would walk by laughing their ***** off... we could hear them !!!

It was like that for 3 YEARS !!!

Get a van man !!

that is something I call 'old fashioned way to loose virginity' :) good job!

WOW... Am I that old ?? Did they invent a new way to loose your virginity ?? Damn the old way wad pretty damn good !!

no you are not that old :)
I just want to say that today is not very popular among boys and gals to do "that" in the car as it was...some time ago :)
They watch TV too much, girls want some "glamour"...

Really? A guy I know had a girlfriend a few years ago that wanted to give him head in a car and have *** in a car, they were only fifteen.


that is what I am saying: I like when see that younger people like classics :)
 
Hey did you see the couple that got busted at Home Depot Couple Caught Having *** Inside Shed At Home Depot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ested-having-***-Home-Depot-display-shed.html


Just to drop a hint...?? Take a good look around !!
 

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