Poguesy is BAD!

[Lonely in BC]

Pogs,

I had a chat with the Kid tonight and she informs me that you've been acting a little bit strange- racing around the house at break-neck speeds, launching yourself off the furniture, and other assorted acts of impertinence. Have you gone nuts? I've heard about spring-fever but this..... this is insanity!

Another thing. I've noticed that the cabinet you seem to hide in the most happens to be the one where the liquor is stashed. Why does it seem that after you spend a little time hanging out in there you seem a bit... relaxed, shall we say? I've had my suspicions for awhile now as it appears that the bottle of Rye in there seems to be down a bit- anything we need to discuss regarding that?

By the way, the next time you decide to stick your head in the dishwasher when I'm loading it don't be surprised if I kick your furry damned carcass in there and wash you as well. I know your curious about **** but come on already- sticking your head in the dishwasher? Get a life!

The Kid, having few expectations of you, says you're kind of cute (personally I think you're an ugly little bugger but that's just me), and great company (obviously she has low standards) and kind of fun to have around (no comment) but I really think you need to start earning your keep. I'd like to lay around all day and have people feed me, clean up after me, etc. as well but someone's got to pay the bills. Surely there is something you can do other than laze around waiting for your next meal. Talk about taking advantage of the situation.

Wait till I get home Buster....there's gonna be some changes!

 

[whispers]

Ya, you'll probably fall asleep together on the couch, thats what cat and men do, lol

 

[Poguesy]

That damn cat makes me proud

 

[Callie]

That damn cat makes me proud

I don't think he's talking about the cat, Pog (hehe)

 

[Poguesy]

That damn cat makes me proud

I don't think he's talking about the cat, Pog (hehe)

With particular reference to that second paragraph

 

[tangerinedream]

Pogs,

I had a chat with the Kid tonight and she informs me that you've been acting a little bit strange- racing around the house at break-neck speeds, launching yourself off the furniture, and other assorted acts of impertinence. Have you gone nuts? I've heard about spring-fever but this..... this is insanity!

My cat does that in the middle of the night. I call it The 2 AM Kitty Olympics.

 

[Lonely in BC]

Pogs,

I had a chat with the Kid tonight and she informs me that you've been acting a little bit strange- racing around the house at break-neck speeds, launching yourself off the furniture, and other assorted acts of impertinence. Have you gone nuts? I've heard about spring-fever but this..... this is insanity!

My cat does that in the middle of the night. I call it The 2 AM Kitty Olympics.

Oh, much joy and happiness, a new expression/figure of speech for me to use- The (insert time) Kitty Olympics is a keeper!

Thanks T.D.

 

[tangerinedream]

My cat does that in the middle of the night. I call it The 2 AM Kitty Olympics.

Oh, much joy and happiness, a new expression/figure of speech for me to use- The (insert time) Kitty Olympics is a keeper!

Thanks T.D.

Anytime.

Cats are fun!

 

[Lonely in BC]

Hmmmm, no sign of Kitty Olympics here-

Pogs, it is so tempting to use you a a dustmop.

 

[tangerinedream]

Well yes, a cat's primary job is to nap. In his lifetime, he'll nap on every available surface of your home if you let him.

And omg, is there a cat under all that fluff? lol

 

[Lonely in BC]

Well yes, a cat's primary job is to nap. In his lifetime, he'll nap on every available surface of your home if you let him.

And omg, is there a cat under all that fluff? lol

10 pounds with hair, nine pounds without (had him shaved a couple of months ago)

 

[tangerinedream]

Wow, I bet he loved being shaved. Our cat has had to have a patch shaved on his neck for surgical procedures in the past, and does he ever hate it. I can't get over how pale his skin is underneath.

And 1 lb of fur?! I believe it!

 

[Callie]

Hmmmm, no sign of Kitty Olympics here-

Pogs, it is so tempting to use you a a dustmop.

AWWWWW, kitty's so cute

 

[beautifulsorrow]

10 pounds with hair, nine pounds without (had him shaved a couple of months ago)

Holy **** thats two pounds of hair MaN!

 

[Lonely in BC]

Dammit Pogs,

I agree Sunday is a day of rest and some of us like to have a couple of drinks. Some of us might even get half in the bag at Sunday dinner. And then there is you Pogs, all in the