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cheaptrickfan
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Badjedidude said:Heh no worries, man.
If you ever run out of things to talk about, just start making crap up. Drop casual hints that you were a CIA assassin at one point. Make snide comments about how soldiers in movies aren't doing things right. Talk about famously radical members of PETA as if you know them personally. Tell her that you can understand what someone's feeling because you felt the same thing as you were colonizing Mars.
Just make up wild stories and keep them going as long as you can.
It's good for a laugh, and deep down she'll secretly wonder if you REALLY ARE involved in something extraordinary...and why you're so amazingly interesting...which keeps the mystery going; something that women love.
Oh yeah, most women just love pathological liars, BJD.