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I am glad to know that because some talk about them like they are pretty fancy but i never could find the appeal to them.

Oh yeah nothing compares to a "real" ham.
 
There is nothing fancy about a ham birthed from a can, all slimy-shiny with that gel clinging to it.
 
This thread only serves to remind me of my Spam virginity. Don't judge me...
 
Yeah... i don't like ham much, so i figure Spam wouldn't go over too well with my taste buds tbh. And you know, i got this thing about textures :p
 
That is okay minty, you really aren't missing anything. The last can i picked up was back in the stone ages.
 
mintymint said:
Yeah... i don't like ham much, so i figure Spam wouldn't go over too well with my taste buds tbh. And you know, i got this thing about textures :p

If textures get you, then I think that Spam might kill you.
 
cheaptrickfan said:
mintymint said:
Yeah... i don't like ham much, so i figure Spam wouldn't go over too well with my taste buds tbh. And you know, i got this thing about textures :p

If textures get you, then I think that Spam might kill you.

*Shudders*
 
Ah texture. That pressed meat texture.

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Gotta love those white dots :p OMG, flavor crystals!? :O

cheaptrickfan said:
Ok now that was just mean, Minus!

MINTY!! Don't look at it!!

Too late x_x
 
mintymint said:
Gotta love those white dots :p OMG, flavor crystals!? :O

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Yes that is a pleasant way to look at it.
 
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SPAMMY, the official SPAM mascot

Am i seeing shades of some other mascot here?
 
I like how the meat product retains the curvature of the serration on the blade.

And I think that Spamscot (DOH HO HO Brian you and your puns golly gawsh) would give me nightmares as a child. There is something inhuman about it. It's an aberration in some way...it's the eyes...
 
Brian said:
I like how the meat product retains the curvature of the serration on the blade.

I couldn't make up my mind on that one but i lean towards not liking it. It made me think of something like spackling and how it will retain tooling marks.
Having a food remind me of putty like substances doesn't seem to add to the appeal to me.

I like SPAM
It is neat
I can keep it on my feet
When I want a bite to eat
I just have to lick my feet

--katie
 
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That is who he reminds me of.
 
Brian said:
I like how the meat product retains the curvature of the serration on the blade.

See, that doesn't work for me. It reminds me of jellied meats. Those are not my favorite.
 
cheaptrickfan said:
Brian said:
I like how the meat product retains the curvature of the serration on the blade.

See, that doesn't work for me. It reminds me of jellied meats. Those are not my favorite.

yea... especially when you say it like that. "jellied meats".... it just makes it sound gross, lol.
 
For those that find Spam of questionable value, a different taste delight.

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1956 Armour Treet Sandwich Meat advertisement, with endorsement by songwriter Hoagy Carmichael. The Hoagy Carmichael composition sandwich features Treet Sandwich meat on pumpernickel with Spanish onion, hot mustard and horseradish. Famous sandwiches start with Treet.


Ah the yummy goodness just never stops :)
 

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