user 164061
Sarcastic Overthinker
- Joined
- Nov 15, 2019
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While my arm was lowering it went limp and slapped me in my left testicle. The human body is magical.
dafuq?Forgot about my wife's birthday
Well it’s a good thing you can control your monster.Spent hours, days actually plotting against someone. I finally came to a good solution to get them back. But, I spoke kindly to them and they completely backed down. All that nervious, angry, frustrating time wasted and noone to release it on!!!!!
You’ll be paying for that tomorrow. It’s really good of you to do that, must’ve been someone you care for. An ******* would’ve said piss off, you’re on your ownMoving someone while hurt, with a bad back and arm, yet still getting the fridge and the washing machine up some stairs. Bravo
You can control it because you only feed it plants. Is that why you don’t eat meat? You don’t want to feed the beast meatWell it’s a good thing you can control your monster.
I do that a lot. lol Not too bad of a burn, I hope?Forgot a pizza pan had just came out of the oven and tried to pick it up without a glove lol.
I totally just realized that I said you don’t eat me instead of meat...oopsyYou can control it because you only feed it plants. Is that why you don’t eat meat? You don’t want to feed the beast meat
Well I enjoy the work.You’ll be paying for that tomorrow. It’s really good of you to do that, must’ve been someone you care for. An ******* would’ve said piss off, you’re on your own
I’m sorry. Now you have to do more strenuous stuff to work it out...good thing you’ve been going back to the gym, yes?Well I enjoy the work.
And yeah. NOW I'm paying for it. Lol
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