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[Oceanmist23]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey 21 male with webcam u interested?
You: damn right I'm interested! how much do you want for the webcam??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Knight]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey 21 male with webcam u interested?
You: damn right I'm interested! how much do you want for the webcam??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMAO hahahahahahaaa

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: horny.
You: 51 male bi horny you interested?
Stranger: YEAH

You: oh yeah!
Stranger: but im only 22
You: damn
You: it'll work though
Stranger: that okay
You: I'mstill gooood
Stranger: no one will know
Stranger: hehe
You: yup
You: exactly
Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: oh I love you
Stranger: mm
You: now GO **** YOURSELF
You have disconnected.

AHAHAHAHAAAA

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey im zak
You: I am a police officer
Stranger: cool
You: My name is Jeff
You: I'm here to arrest you
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: yur gay
You: You have sexually harrassed someone on this site.
You: I am not gay
Stranger: yeah okay...
You: I'm a ******* police officer fool.
Stranger: gay
You: **** you!
Stranger: fool?
You: Your under arrest mutha *******
Stranger: mr. t
You: fool
You: no
You: JEFF
You: J E F F
You: spell it fooll
Stranger: mutha *******?
You: yes you r a mutha fucing fool
You: and I can't type
You: and your under arrest
Stranger: grammer lessons for jeff
Stranger: or mr. t
Stranger: ***
You: you are under arrest you have the right to remain silent anything you say will and can be used against you in the court of law you have the right to an arterny if you cannot afford one one will be provided for you by the goverments expense
Stranger: i bet you love the dick
You: SO **** YOU
You have disconnected.

Okay I'm done this is boring, I'm tired of using vulger.

 

[Oceanmist23]

Stranger: looking for a horny girl with webcam
You: You've come to the right place!! I'm a girl, I'm horny, and I have a webcam!! I will sell it to you for $400
Stranger: ok
Stranger: msn add?
You: Oh we don't need msn for selling a webcam
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GOD DAMNIT NO ONE WANTS TO BUY MY WEBCAM!!

 

[Van Hooligan X]

You: hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: here, u?
Stranger: asia u?
You: kthx

You: sup?
Stranger: hey
You: GO **** YOURSELF!
You have disconnected.

You: OMG HELP!
Stranger: hello
You: THERES A MUDERER IN MY HOUSE!!!
You: he's got the kni-
You: X.X
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Napoleon Dynamite!
You: kthx
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZ0RZ!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: m/f
You: HERRO!
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Sranger: Hello.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: ello
You: GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!
Stranger: the cow jumped over the moon
You: Agreed.
You have disconnected.

last 1:

Stranger: Knock Knock
You: GET THE **** OFF MY PROPERTY BITCH!
You have disconnected.

 

[Knight]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Heyyyy
You: hey
You: are you a stranger
Stranger: Obvi.
You: ah
You: my mommy said not to talk to strangers
You: i'm 6 years old
Stranger: creepy.
You: how old are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: MOMMY STRANGERS ARE TALKING TO ME!!
Stranger: HeyHeyHey
Stranger: LMFAO XD
You: ARE YOU A STRANGER?!
Stranger: Lmao why yes yes Iam ;D
Stranger: * I
You: MOOOOMMMMYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: MAKE THE CHILD MOLESTER STOP TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Stranger: ;]
You: MOOOMMMYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHGHGHGHGHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGGH
Stranger: Im not a child molestor ;D
Stranger: Just a friendly stranger
You: YES YOU ARE YOU DIRTY LIAR
Stranger: LMAO wow.
You: MY MOMMY WILL KILL YOU
You: SHE WILL
Stranger: Oh sure
You: SHELL TAKE THE GUN SHE SHOT DADDY WITH
Stranger: o_o'
You: TO BE WITH A "BETTER" MAN
Stranger: Omg scaryness D:
You: YEAH
You: I HEAR NOISES FROM HER ROOM ALL THE TIME
You: THEY GO
You: UHHHHHHHH GO GO GO GO GOOOO!!! YOUR SOOO GOOOD1!! GIVE IT TO ME MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You: UH UH UH UH UHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: OMG >_<
You: THEN THEY BREATHE HEAVILY
Stranger: You my friend has alot of problems xD
Stranger: *have
You: WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPITOL LETTERZ
You: HOW DO I GET RID OF THAT?
Stranger: Hit the caps lock button?
You: oh
You: THANK YOU
Stranger: Your welcome xD
You: NOW I KNOW WHEN I NEED TO DO IT
You: I LIKE TALKING IN CAPS
You: DO YOU?
Stranger: Its okk.
You: AHHHH
You: I LOVE IT
You: IT MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL =)
Stranger: Thats cause you are :d
Stranger: *:d
Stranger: **
You: THANK YOU CHILD MOLESTER STRANGER SIR =)
Stranger: Your welcome but Im a girl xD
You: MA'AM
Stranger: lmao xD
You: CHILD MOLESTE STRANGER MA'AM
You: oh okay that is getting boring
Stranger: oh god x]
You: i'm only doing this to post on a site to be funny
Stranger: You are funny x]
You: thank you
You: now byebye
Stranger: byee.
You: have a good day
You have disconnected.

I feel bad for messing with people on there I'm sorry.

 

[Van Hooligan X]

Stranger: heiio
You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what's ur name?
You: sorry, my english isn't very good, i only know my previous sentence and this stence explaining i can't speak a word of english
You: ke?
Stranger: i can't speak english well
You: ke?
Stranger: what is ke?
You: ke?
Stranger: ke?
You: Oh en kun je spreken Nederlands?
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To prove my ability in making people predictable, i created 3 sayings that would make normal ppl leave:

Stranger: hy 19 male
You: :O
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You: tits or gtfo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ASL!
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Stranger: hi
You: Well hello there good sir, i am from the jolly old town of norwhich just outside a place with a spiffy hotel and cafe, oh how you would love it...can i interest you in a mild convosation that would aquire wit and intelligence.
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Booya! :COOL:

 

[VanillaCreme]

Stranger: i am a 15 year old male looking for some one that can speak english
You: Que?
Stranger: what
You: No si porque
You: De donde?
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Btw, I don't know a lick of Spanish.

 

[EveWasFramed]

you can talk to strangers and they wont know anything about you if you choose not to reveal it.

lmao, you can do that here too.

 

[VanillaCreme]

sting to talk about!
Stranger: (Auto Message) Warning the person you are talking to is a registered sex offender. Be strongly advised to exit out at anytime.
Stranger: HELLO
You: Hey
You: i'm 12, how old are you?
Stranger: 53
You: i like candy
You: and ice cream
Stranger: NOT JOKING
You: me either
You: do you like candy?
Stranger: COOL WATS UR ADRESS?
You: I liek cake too
You: 1313 Mocking Bird lane
Stranger: SWEEET BE THERE IN AN HOUR
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: i am from taiwan
Stranger: are you from?
You: Germany
You: I keel joo
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: I'd keel your dog
You: But you already do that
You: and eat them
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Ekstra]

THis sucked

You: Hi do you want to troll or try to have a conversation?
Stranger: I've actually been trying to convince people to sing the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song...but no one gets it. Am not a troll though.
You: well i was amused by the show
Stranger: I'm amused that it's on Nick at Nite.
You: I used to really be a will smith fan, and i still want to like him but the fact that he is a scientologiest irks me
You: er scientologist*
Stranger: I'm pretty sure the scientology part is a publicity stunt.
You: never heard it like that
You: that makes me feel better
You: might have to go watch "i am legend" then
Stranger: I seriously doubt he's stupid enough to be part of a religion created by a crappy sci-fi writer.
You: well i hope so, not sure if I should follow in your optimism
Stranger: "I am Legend" is better in book format to be honest.
Stranger: Though the movie isn't bad.
You: not familiar with the book or any details of the movie besides people talking about it
You: mind if I vent on a little frustration? wont take long at all
Stranger: The protagonist is the only human left in a city/world full of vampire styled plague people.
Stranger: Certainly.
You: this is my 4th conversation
You: first two were dicks, third was a very interesting man from brazil who lived in japan, and i was really hoping to talk about some stuff, then i press some button and loose the window
You: pretty frustrating
You: sorry about that, back to the regularly scheduled programming
Stranger: No worries. I keep getting "A/S/L" and "Wanna cyber?"
You: i've got one cam, and one outright troll
You: so where are you from stranger? NY here
Stranger: Originally from Dublin, but living in the US near Atlanta now.
You: ah
You: thats quite a change in scenery
You: how do you like atlanta?
Stranger: It's incredibly hot and humid. But I like it. The people talk pretty and I'm addicted to sweet tea
You: Im not a fan of hot weather. Are you a sports fan?
Stranger: I wasn't until I discovered American football. I'm fascinated by it.
You: ah my sport of choice too
Stranger: I like the college teams. My roommate and I like to go to the pub and watch the games.
You: it certainly is designed to be viewed on TV, on that sunday evening
You: im not really into college football, see my school may not even have a football team, so I couldnt root for another college...only good one around is Uconn
You: maybe syracuse if I look at the state
Stranger: Here in the South, we have so many! He cheers for University of Georgia. I cheer for University of Alabama as I went to school there.
You: Ah alabama, yeah theres no way you couldnt be a football fan
Stranger: Very much so. I loved going to games. But am starting school in Georgia now.
You: well im jealous
Stranger: Why is that?
You: like i said as far as i know we dont have a football team
Stranger: My new college doesn't have a football team.
You: yeah but you can root for alabama
You: and you wouldnt have to be dissapointed much either
You: as a fan
Stranger: And I shall! I love it over there.
Stranger: Nick Saban is a talented coach
You: alabama does have the most expensive athletic program in the country right?
Stranger: I believe so. I wasn't involved with athletics apart from going to football games.
You: what are you studying? (economics here)
Stranger: Pre-Med.
You: so why convince people to sing fresh prince of bell air?
Stranger: People keep asking me "Where from?" so I would respond with "In west Philadelphia born and raised"
You: hehe
Stranger: And I figured if the Irish girl got it, how come the Americans don't?
You: im sorry it looks like i prejudged you as a guy, (male here)
You: so i think i just thought of my best question yet
You: why are you up at 4am?
Stranger: Was designated driver for friend's bacherlorette party...just got home a bit ago.
You: that explains why you're up but no why you're on this website
You: not*
Stranger: I found it by accident. Stumbleupon is the devil
Stranger: *devil's plaything.
You: just a few minutes ago?
Stranger: About an hour ago.
Stranger: I've been sitting here eating cold chinese noodles in my jammies watching cartoons and playing online.
Stranger: And that makes me sound pathetic.
You: heh im worse so im not one to judge
You: i have to wake up at 4:30am
Stranger: Why?
You: i need to go open a store
You: my little crappy part time job
Stranger: That's so early for an opening.
You: 6am
You: its a half hour drive and i'll have to shave
You: the rough part is...im there till 6pm
Stranger: What kind of store?
You: convinience store
You: in the middle of no where up here
Stranger: I work part time at a coffee shop.
You: and its something i dispise, its my first job, and I've yet to come up with the courage to hand in a resume that says "average grades and ****** cashier job, hire me"
Stranger: I understand.
You: well you've had the initiative to go from dublin to alabama (you'll have to explain why you did that eventually) so I envy you
Stranger: I've got family over here.
Stranger: Was born in the States but moved to Dublin when I was 4 months old.
You: ah
Stranger: Moved back here when I was 16 to finish up school so I could attend uni here
You: I'd like to move around, i hope i come up with that initiative i lack to do so
You: well its been nice
Stranger: You've time.
Stranger: Good luck at work!
Stranger: I hope you have a good day
You: would you mind adding a contact to your msn, that you'll probably rarely talk to but I dont quite like the idea of not talking to a person again ever...up to you i know its awkward and you certainly might not want to ever talk again
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[EveWasFramed]

well damn, Eks.

lol, that person is two hours from me and is correct about Georgia and its football. Go Dawgs!
I live in the South, and I'm sorry, but I still think sweet tea here is TOO sweet.
They sounded very interesting...too bad you weren't able to find some way to stay in contact with them.

 

[Jesse]

Ya know, I've actually had some good conversations with this thing. I wonder if I can use it to learn how to talk to strangers in rl.

 

[Knight]

Ya know, I've actually had some good conversations with this thing. I wonder if I can use it to learn how to talk to strangers in rl.

Hmmm that's a good idea Jesse.

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Here's an example of a good converstation on there, I spent almost 20 minutes with this guy.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: 17 it us
Stranger: what??
You: your retarded
You: i'm an it retard
You: geez
You: so I'm bi
Stranger: wow amazing i am too smart one
You: soo slooowwww
You: you type slow
Stranger: excuse me
You: either that or your a retard
Stranger: sorry
You: haha
You: I'm kidding
Stranger: haha your funny
You: lol
You: sorry
Stranger: NOT
You: I'm sorry
You: I'm just bored.
Stranger: meanie poopie face
You: thank you
Stranger: obviously
You: i said i was sorry
You: i'm bored.
Stranger: im sure you meant it
Stranger: and you must be bored to be one here
You: yeah exactly
You: i have nothing else to do online right now
Stranger: so all you have to say is that your bored pretty creative right there
You: lol
You: yeah
You: my gf is working so yeah
You: i'm bored.
Stranger: that stinks
You: yeah oh well
You: lol
Stranger: and we are back to two word conversations people
Stranger: give applause to the smart man
You: lol
You: haha
You: your ga
You: y
Stranger: why don't you got get a job, then you won't be bored
Stranger: can all you say is lol
You: i did have a job
You: my boss was a jerk and did something that got me into alot of trouble and he even admitted doingi t ot my face
Stranger: your mean
You: i wanted to tell him to **** off
You: but i didn't
Stranger: why didn't you
You: i'm sorry
Stranger: where do you work
You: for calling you gay
You: i worked at a grocery store, no hours anyways
Stranger: if it is a crappy place you could probably find another job
Stranger: apology accepted
You: yeah it was crappy
You: i'm signed up for college
Stranger: so you were fired
You: well no
You: i quit before that
Stranger: that's a step in the right direction
You: after i get my schedule i'll find another job
Stranger: yay for quitting
You: i'm 17 for petes sack
You: sake*
Stranger: nice save
Stranger: on the sake
Stranger: well at least you have a job nobody will hire me
You: lol
You: damn that sucks
You: big city or small town?
Stranger: in the middle
Stranger: it's bigger then the last place that i lived in and it has a movie theater but you can still walk to everything
You: ah hard then
You: yeah that's tough man
You: i've lived in a place like that
You: no jobs ANYWHERE
Stranger: I KNOW!!
You: lol yeah
Stranger: hold on a sec
You: k
Stranger: sorry a friend wants movie times
You: lol haha
Stranger: he's a loveable dumbbut
Stranger: t
Stranger: forgot a t
Stranger: to the end of but
You: lol
You: yeah
You: tell him to walk there
You:
You: don't be lazy
You: hahahahaa
Stranger: i did he is just to lazy too
Stranger: so i told him to drive there
Stranger: but he is still to lazy
You: lol
You: maby he doesn't watn to use gas
You: it's expensive nowadays
You: :s
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: it is though
You: damn oil companies
You: charging everyone REDICULAS prices and making BILLIONS in revenue
Stranger: damn then down to the oil that they drill
You: yeah
Stranger: that's true (although you spelled ridiculous wrong) and the prices have gone down slightly
You: lol true, hey I'm not a good speller
You:
You: and I type sloppy on omegle anyways.
Stranger: that's fine i just love to annoy people
You: lol same he re
You: that's what i did in the beginning
Stranger: yeah i scared away the first couple of people that talked to me
Stranger: =-D
You: lol
You: I always do
You: because i say such rediculas stuff
Stranger: it's funny
You: lol
You: it is
Stranger: it is just loads of fun because they don't know you and you don't know then
You: lol
You: exactly
Stranger: yay my friend finally stopped calling me
You: lol haha
You: i would of put it on silent mode
Stranger: so what's up with you besides your girlfriend working??
You: torrenting some tv shows
You: I think i'll watch the secret like of the american teenager
Stranger: i did that's why he stopped calling!!! *evil genious*
You: lol
Stranger: really?? That's different
You: yeah i was at eztv.it
Stranger: i am watching NCIS and i think a harry potter movie, i think
You: and i saw it
You: so i'm downloading the first episode to see if i like it
Stranger: never heard of it what is it
You: me eihter
You: it's about two families that have a teenager that is pregnant
Stranger: i heard it was okay
You: and such
You: it sounds interesting
You: i'm only downloading the first episode if i likei t hteni 'll download all of it
You: if i like it them i will *
Stranger: i heard it was really dramitic though
You: hmmm
You: i love drama
Stranger: who doesn't!?!?!
You: lol
You: boring perople don't
You: people*
Stranger: boring people don't deserve to be talked to
Stranger: because they are boring
You: lol yes they do maby they need some excitment in their life
Stranger: they should
You: or they want excitment life in their life and they're not sure how to do it.
Stranger: that would stink
Stranger: if need be they could probably figure it out though
You: yeah
You: true
You: its cool talking to strangers
You: one of my friends said this could be a good way to get used to talking to strangers
Stranger: it is and it is very different
You: and i think he's right
Stranger: are you shy
You: yesi t is
You: in real life yes
You: most of the time
Stranger: ohhh that stinks
Stranger: i can be pretty respectful but when i am with my friends i am one of the more outgoing ones
You: YES
You: I AM TOO
Stranger: you should speak out more your really fun to talk too!!!!!
You: lol I should hahah
Stranger: WE ARE SO SIMILAR!!! =-D
You: oh yeah!
You:
You: finally your the first cool person I have ever talked to on here
You: most poeple are creepy or act creepy or looking for cyber sex and all of that crap
You:
Stranger: really
Stranger: that's disturbing
Stranger: you are the first interesting cool person that i have talked to
You: lol yeah it's really disturbing
You: and it's like seriously?
You: if you want that there are sites for it
You: NOT HERE THOUGH
Stranger: i would cyber bitch slap them
You:
You: exactly!
You: *cyber bitch slap* hahaha
Stranger: it would be amusing
Stranger: and i would make it very painful, but there must be some strange inane creepers that need to have cyber sex
You: lol
You: lol hahaha
You: horny perverts xD
Stranger: horny perverts are pretty funny at times though
Stranger: they say the strangest things
You: lol hahahahahaa
You: they do xD
Stranger: that either make you want to laugh or slap them!
You: or both!
You: ahahahaha xD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sorry i have to go and cook dinner but it was nice talking to you!
You: thanks it was nice talking to you too
You: havea good day
Stranger: adios!!! =-D good luck with your girlfriend!
You: bybye
You: thanks!
Stranger: back at you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SophiaGrace]

You: i'm bored help me
Stranger: Do you live in California?
Stranger: Do you live in California?
You: no i dont not no i do not
Stranger: then there's no help for you
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[EveWasFramed]

And just think...you started out calling this person "gay" and a "retard", Knight - two words that are fairly offensive, when used as insults.You shouldn't use someone's sexual orientation or mental illness as an insult.

That site seems to be OK for a bit of conversation and fun, but there's really no need to be purposely hurtful to someone. Perhaps a bit of restraint might be advised.

 

[SophiaGrace]

Stranger: In awkward silences gay babies are born
You: LMAO!!

 

[VanillaCreme]

Yea, Knight, especially since you post them here. Be offensive in conversation that you WON'T post here. Have a bit of common sense. That site doesn't waiver out the rules of ALL. Come on now...

 

[epileptic]

ROFL!!!

Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
You: y0
You: sup dawg
You: i be bling`n
You:
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[Van Hooligan X]

Yea, Knight, especially since you post them here. Be offensive in conversation that you WON'T post here. Have a bit of common sense. That site doesn't waiver out the rules of ALL. Come on now...

you mean i can say ****, *****/wigga and schadenfreude at people on there?

 

[samba101]

There's too many trolls on that site.