The rules of love

[CenotaphGirl]

Some people were genuinely interested so.... here I go... no need to respond or blah blah just ramblings from yours truly.

So... some people were like what's the rules of you relationship with Rob... so I will list them.

Rules for Cennie...

1. No sleeping with anyone else, however, flirting is fine as... I cant help it unless it's with his friends but... lol idk how im suppose to control that...
2. No overly revealing clothing at the gym
3. Women's only gyms unless with my brother
4. No hair styles, colours, or cuts without permission.
5. No spending money of Robs without permission.


Rules for Rob...

1. No shouting, hitting, grabbing...
2. Spoil me rotten

I like rules, I think i has something to do with the slight Autistic traits I have, I hate when people try to imply things, or say i'm implying things...I am not good at that, I just like it straight.
Also, we dont really argue as theres not much to argue about if we both follow the rules.

I do miss my crazy hair colours and taking pics at the gym because I had on a fire outfit, but.. it caused sooo many arguments im happier within the rules more than I was without the rules.

I dont make rules for Rob as such, they are more expectations I guess, I dont want abuse and I expect to be catered for and loved.

 

[user 135671]

So here's Random's love rules for life as a single man:

1 No two women are the same. Don't fool yourself into thinking that you have a type.

2 "There ain't no good in an evil hearted woman" - Johnny Cash

3 Brush your teeth, bad breath will make women think you have a rotten soul and it's trying to escape out of your mouth.

4 Run through torrential rain to tell her important things about your feelings. Seriously. That's a classic recipe for Girl Boner.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

So here's Random's love rules for life as a single man:

1 No two women are the same. Don't fool yourself into thinking that you have a type.

2 "There ain't no good in an evil hearted woman" - Johnny Cash

3 Brush your teeth, bad breath will make women think you have a rotten soul and it's trying to escape out of your mouth.

4 Run through torrential rain to tell her important things about your feelings. Seriously. That's a classic recipe for Girl Boner.

This is so true I’ve never met a woman like me

 

[ardour]

...Who's that in the GIF?

 

[CenotaphGirl]

...Who's that in the GIF?

I have no clue... lol why is she your type? I thought you liked Asians? Naughty boy...

 

[okidoke]

I'd be interested in what your wedding vows say