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[Minus]

A father and son went hunting together for the first time.

The father said...

"Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."

A few minutes later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.

"What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."

The son answered...

"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck."

"But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said

 

[Drama]

lmao. no animal is more dangerous than the squirrel

 

[ucxb]

Squirrels are very underestimated AND they are not rats in cuter outfits ...

 

[Garbageman]

Sometimes they can be a little rude. pfft.

 

[Punisher]

Fat chipmunks are cuter than squirrels

 

[Drama]

Fat chipmunks are cuter than squirrels

Blasphemy!

 

[Garbageman]

How dare you say such a thing!

*They are throwing tomatoes, not rocks!*

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[Drama]

i wonder why they are throwing tomatoes at him

 

[Garbageman]

La Tomatina its a huge tomato fight festival they hold yearly.

 

[Drama]

oh yeah..
i thought that somewhere else people punish others by throwing that on them

 

[Minus]

 

[Drama]

no no no DONT throw that tomato at me, squirrel. Dont! DOOOONNT!
OUchhhhhhhh! meanie

 

[Minus]

Maybe a green one?

 

[Drama]

This is violence against human females. I shall sue you, squirrel

 

[Minus]

I think he has a lawyer

 

[Garbageman]

More bad news Ledia, look who the judge is that will be hearing the case...

 

[Minus]

Sounds like trouble, Drama.

 

[Drama]

Rofl, im doomed. Squirrels control everything!

 

[ucxb]

 

[Solivagant]

How did I not know there was a thread full of squirrels going on here??

Awesome!