Things I Just Don't Get

[Vivian22]

This is a list of some things I just don't get. Feel free to add your own if you want.
I'm laughing so hard. I love your list Lonekiller. I love that you are observant. Lol!

1. Redheads- We call people with orange hair "Redheads". It's not red. It's ******* orange. They should be called "Orangeheads".

2. People in the grocery store who stand in the line waiting to serve themselves by using the automated cashier machine.

3. People who think that by lightly kicking an electronic lotto machine it will payout.

4. People who ***** and moan about high prices on various grocery items, but still buy them anyway.

5. Teachers telling students to take off their ball caps in class. Who gives a honeysuckle weather the student is wearing a hat or not as long as they're respectful to the teacher, and make good grades!? Johnny is getting A's in all subjects, but God forbid he wear a hat!

6. Gamers who use their wireless controllers when they are sitting like 2 feet away from the television screen letting the battery charge go down. Use the **** charge cable if your that close. Your controller won't wear down that way.

7. Paying Gamestop $49.99 for a used copy of a game when you can get the sealed one for like $7.00 more.

 

[ForeverAlone92]

1) Why gay dudes always chat with me on dating forums even though it says I am looking for WOMEN.
2) Why am I on dating sites looking for a girlfriend.
3) Why do girls not talk to me, I know I am attractive.

 

[JasonM]

Why french toast is so snobby. Seriously, just who does it think it is?

 

[Wessik]

Ah, french toast. You don't like it, JasonM? :O

I love french toast! If anything, I would think of it as a poor-man's pancake, you know? In my opinion, pancakes are the real snobs, as they get all the attention at IHops(Hipster IHops, putting "I" before words before it was cool.). I still love pancakes, too, though.

 

[JasonM]

Actually I do like French Toast. I just think it has quite a smug attitude for a piece of fried bread.

 

[LoneKiller]

People who drink the bong water.

 

[Poguesy]

I don't get you.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I don't get you.

I don't get how you don't get him. Aren't you two star-crossed lovers?

 

[Poguesy]

I don't get you.

I don't get how you don't get him. Aren't you two star-crossed lovers?

Sadly, we are going through a messy divorce at the moment.

He kept putting this forum before my feelings

 

[9006]

I don't get it when people use stupid numbers and letters for their usernames. What are they thinking!?

God!

 

[ladyforsaken]

I don't get you.

I don't get how you don't get him. Aren't you two star-crossed lovers?

Sadly, we are going through a messy divorce at the moment.

He kept putting this forum before my feelings

Oh what a shame. I'm utterly shattered. Want some beans to cheer up with?

I don't get it when people use stupid numbers and letters for their usernames. What are they thinking!?

God!

I know, right. I don't get some of the abbreviations they use either. :\

 

[LoneKiller]

I don't get you.

I don't get how you don't get him. Aren't you two star-crossed lovers?

Sadly, we are going through a messy divorce at the moment.

He kept putting this forum before my feelings

You're not getting the house, and I'm keeping the dog too.

 

[Poguesy]

I don't get you.

I don't get how you don't get him. Aren't you two star-crossed lovers?

Sadly, we are going through a messy divorce at the moment.

He kept putting this forum before my feelings

You're not getting the house, and I'm keeping the dog too.

Then I'm keeping the dildo!

 

[LoneKiller]

I don't get you.

I don't get how you don't get him. Aren't you two star-crossed lovers?

Sadly, we are going through a messy divorce at the moment.

He kept putting this forum before my feelings

You're not getting the house, and I'm keeping the dog too.

Then I'm keeping the dildo!

Keep it! I've already boxed away the anal beads, motion lotion, silk robes, rubber underwear, porn, magazines, and every Barry White cd.

 

[9006]

I don't get it when people use stupid numbers and letters for their usernames. What are they thinking!?

God!

I know, right. I don't get some of the abbreviations they use either. :\

Nah I was only messing.

I'd be a hypocrite otherwise, plus I don't really care. Haha.

 

[ladyforsaken]

^That! I don't get that. Hmph.

 

[Paulie]

What I don't get is why the number 888888888888888888888888888888888888888 keeps getting stuck on my keyboard.

Oh wait....8....scrap that.

 

[Revengineer]

Oh man... this is my kind of thread for sure.

1) The practice of throwing 20 pages of fine print at people, and asking whether or not we "Agree to the Terms and Conditions." Of course we're going to say yes, who the hell actually spends a second reading any of that?
2) Why a typical four-year college in the United States is hundreds of times more expensive than colleges in other parts of the world.
3) Why iced coffee costs more than regular coffee. It's coffee with ice. Freaking ice.
3a) Why a cheeseburger is like 50 cents more expensive than a regular burger. They are literally charging half a dollar for a single slice of cheese. What a ripoff.
4) The current practice of putting medical students through medieval sleep-deprivation torture, while expecting them to somehow effectively acquire the skills needed to become a decent doctor.
5) Bullying.
6) The human race's obsession with material wealth and status.
7) What is love? (Baby don't hurt me...)
8) Why women aren't allowed to propose marriage.
9) Boobs, why are they so awesome? xD
10) Why we are compelled to put more and more of our lives online, when it is becoming more and more obvious that NOTHING online is truly private. It doesn't matter how "secure" your information is: if someone wants it bad enough, they will find it.

Trust me, I can think of a lot more... complaining comes very naturally to me.

 

[WL7.3]

"1. Redheads- We call people with orange hair "Redheads". It's not red. It's ******* orange. They should be called "Orangeheads".

I have thought about this also lol.

-I don't understand how close minded some people can be. I guess maybe some are partly brainwashed, or brainwash themselves but yeah..

-I don't understand how some people think they are superior just because of their job title, cash, or looks. Aren't all made of the same substances and have the same basic needs?

That pop tart looks good.

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Would it have killed God to make junk food healthy!?
To Hell with carrots and rice. Bring on the Pizza Pops and Mars bars!

Yeah, and why are the healthiest foods the grossest/ Like chia seeds and dandelion greens?

 

[Bones]

Why I was born with perceived negative attributes according to society.

Things I Just Don't Get