Two Truths and A Lie

[Antonio]

No. Try again.

 

[MissGuided]

hmmm....um, #1? You are actually right-handed or ambidextrous?

 

[Antonio]

You got it. I'm right handed.

 

[MissGuided]

Yay!

1. I had pizza for dinner tonight.
2. I worked my ass off at the office today.
3. I forgot to get gas in the car this morning.

 

[LoneStar1989]

#2 - No offense

 

[Drama]

1!!

 

[SkuzzieMuff]

Our responses are a lie. The truth is, no one really cares. (d)

 

[Drama]

Our responses are a lie. The truth is, no one really cares. (d)

Thank you for participating with your unnecessary post. Now run along

 

[MissGuided]

#2 - No offense

Nope, I DID work my ass off....that day, anyway, lol.

1!!

Yes ma'am, that is correct! Your turn.

 

[ucxb]

Hmm, interesting game, me thinks!

I had gangrene when I was a toddler
I would rather nap than go to a party
I work two jobs

 

[Alma lost her spoon]

I had gangrene when I was a toddler

Is that the lie?

 

[johnny196775]

i own a car
i own a guitar
i own a dvd player

 

[ucxb]

I had gangrene when I was a toddler

Is that the lie?

No, it is not the lie. I only work one job!

 

[ringwood]

i own a car
i own a guitar
i own a dvd player

I'd say 'I own a car' is the lie...

 

[Cavey]

i own a car
i own a guitar
i own a dvd player

I'd say 'I own a car' is the lie...

I think it's 'I own a DVD player' that's the lie.

I'll do one of my own, but I'm going to make it a little more out there...

A friend and I once took part in a test of strength (read: stupidity) where we would punch each other in the stomach until one of us fell to the floor.

A girl once peed on me while she was sitting on my lap in a stolen car.

After a night out drinking, I woke up naked and spooning my best friend.

You're praying all 3 are lies, correct?

 

[johnny196775]

the car

what is spooning?

 

[Alma lost her spoon]

Here's one from me....


1: I don't have any birthmarks
2: I nearly died from a blood clot in my lung
3: It says 'Male' on my birth certificate

 

[johnny196775]

Here's one from me....


1: I don't have any birthmarks
2: I nearly died from a blood clot in my lung
3: It says 'Male' on my birth certificate

my guess is number three

 

[Alma lost her spoon]

Here's one from me....


1: I don't have any birthmarks
2: I nearly died from a blood clot in my lung
3: It says 'Male' on my birth certificate

my guess is number three

Nope!

My dad came back from registering me & they'd made a wee mistake on the form(I don't have a penis lol) & my original birth certificate says I'm Male-I have an updated/corrected extract but they wont issue a second original.

It's number 1-I DO have a small birthmark on my thigh.

 

[johnny196775]

My hair is brown
My eyes are brown
Brown is my favorite color