useless invention game

[yesm]

Tired of condoms taking away 100% of the pleasure from a sexual experience?

Try the new perforated condom. 50% of the condoms surface area is reduced by tons of cut out holes to increase his pleasure!

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Amish porn... It's not really porn, but then again it's not enough of anything else to deserve any other name!
We have such titles as
-"the girl next door churning butter without socks on!"
-"Bend over... and pull weeds from the garden!"
-"Barely Legal cow milking!"
and not too much more that wouldn't disturb the sacred vows of marriage...

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Odules - you know that beer without any alcohol in it, but that actually exists...

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Manual toilet seat warmer Iphone app... sends you an alert every time some one just got finished using the toilet...

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the 3 sea shells (kudo points if you get the movie reference roflz)

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90% of all films made after the year 2000...

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that's all i got for now

 

[nerdygirl]

Mud popsicles

 

[WishingWell]

Wooden Trampolines

 

[DreamerDeceiver]

Citrus-flavoured Orange Soda

 

[Phaedron]

lol, I have lots of these:

1) Solar Powered Flashlight

2) Screen Doors for Submarines

3) Ejection Seat for Helicopter