Errr...wtf
I was outside having my usually cup of coffee for my morning meditation.
Then I notice a peagon doing his freaken dancing moves.
Damn bird was strutting his stuff around like he was the ****.
He actaully got laid...
Now I feel totally fucken retarded and inadequate.
God damn birds can get some and I still havn't gotten laid in a while
Maybe it's a hint....
Damn birds giving me fucken dating hints...wtf????
God is a fucken prankster and lunatic I just know it.
God gave wings so a bird could fly and I have keep my fucken feet on the ground.
The son of a bitch is rubbing that **** in my face today with Mr. fucken Peagon.
It's probably the same damn bird that's been shitting on my car too...
This is fucken hell..I'm telling ya.
Now, I'm going to have to go dig my fucken BB gun. I have some serious jealousy issues....
A fucken rat with wings out doing my fucken ass. That's just totally wrong.