What Would You Do If?

[Sigma]

Drown, since most of my country lies below sea level (This crappy village got flooded before in 1953)

What would you do if I raided your fridge?

 

[Edward W]

Beg you not to take the cheese, not the cheese!!

What would you do if you had no cheese? (Oh the inhumanity!)

 

[Sigma]

I'd raid your fridge and take yours.

What would you do if Clint Eastwood started shooting up your apartment?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd suck at hiding and be shot.

What would you do if felt like strangling someone?

 

[Edward W]

Strangle a pillow and take a walk to calm down.

What would you do if you had to get to work and couldn't find ANY socks?

 

[9006]

Wear gloves on my feet.

What would you do if someone stole your identity?

 

[Edward W]

Kill them. Since I am that person and I am alive, no one has been killed therefore no crime has been committed? Right? (Don't steal my identity...)

What would you do if you noticed the person next to you at the bus stop was wearing gloves as socks?

 

[9006]

Laugh.

What would you do if someone cloned your plates?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd think that's cool and ask them how they did it.

What would you do if someone took and finished your drink?

 

[9006]

Freak out and start screaming.

What would you do if you kept farting none stop for days?

 

[WishingWell]

Nothing. Once someone drank out of it, I wouldn't want it anymore.


What would you do if your significant other kept going into your wallet with the intention of finding another person's phone number?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd be annoyed and question what's his problem.

What would you do if some stranger suddenly goes to your ear and shouts at you?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd laugh thinking why I would keep phone numbers in my pocket.

What would you do if the new trend was shaving off your eyebrows?

 

[Sigma]

Not follow it just like every other trend

What would you do if it was always monday

 

[Shipster0958]

Jump off a cliff.

What would you do if your eyes crossed?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Leave it.

What would you do if you have an extra thumb growing on your hands?

 

[Edward W]

Beat all those kids online with my new awesome double-thumbs(tm)

What would you do if you had jobs to do but were having too much fun with friends?

 

[9006]

Neglect them.

What would you do if you lived with weird family that played like kids?

 

[Edward W]

Join in and be a kid.

What would you do if you got offered a really good job on an oil platform?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Depends what is my job scope on that oil platform.. haha.

What would you do if your shoelaces got stuck at the door of the elevator?