What Would You Do If?

[LoneKiller]

I could afford and would by a mansion and 3 Lambos.

What would you do if Honey Boo Boo came knocking on your door?

 

[Scotsman]

I have no idea who that is. As with most things I'd ask the question most wild animals ask, can I eat it? Can I f*ck it? Then take it from there

What would you do if you came to my door and you knew I was evaluating you by the criteria I expressed above?

 

[Cavey]

I'd hand you a fork; it's preferable to option 2.

What would you do if I followed you everywhere you went giving you marks out of 10 for everything you do?

 

[LoneKiller]

I'd be forced to kill you.

What would you do if a banking machine screwed up and gave you $5000?

 

[Scotsman]

Might as well give it back, they know who got how much and when.

What would you do if you came home and found me sat next to your fridge eating your food?

 

[9006]

I'd be amazed you wear that suit everywhere.

What would you do if you could type amazingly fast but make a lot of mistakes?

 

[LoneKiller]

Enter chats with a bunch of illiterate people.

What would you do if a girl challenged you to a fight?

 

[9006]

I would not participate.

What would you do if you were offered £1,000,000 to frame a stranger by planting drugs on them?

 

[BrokenInside]

I would refuse.

What would you do if you find cockroach in half-eaten burger?

 

[9006]

Remove it and finish the burger.

What would you do if your teeth kept getting whiter by the day?

 

[Cavey]

I'd be thrilled. Once they reach a certain point, I'll hire myself out for those ridiculous tooth cleaning kit adverts.

What would you do if you found a half-eaten burger around your cockroach?

 

[LoneKiller]

Add some salt and pepper and chow down.

What would you do if you won $5000?

 

[9006]

Pay a debt off and spend the rest.

What would you do if the game you were playing ****** up when you were on the verge of completing it 100%?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd just get on with my life

What would you do if games consoles were outlawed and every home was being searched for them?

 

[LoneKiller]

I'd grab my gaming consoles and games and head into my underground bunker keeping a desert eagle at my side.

 

[9006]

..........

What would you do if you didn't have a short term memory?

 

[LoneKiller]

Wouldn't be playing chess nearly enough.


What would you do if you caught a burglar in your house?

 

[9006]

Kick his ass.

What would you do if your IQ decreased by 10 each day?

 

[LoneKiller]

I think it actually is! lol I would quit playing chess for starters.

 

[9006]

What would you do if you barked every time someone said today?