What Would You Do If?

[Sarah_Lbnz]

I'd probably get fired and find another job outside of the post-picking business. Times are tough.

What would you do if you could only eat cabbage for the rest of your life?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd die from hunger.

What would you do if you could only eat bacon, eggs, and cheese for the rest of your life?
and hasbrowns

 

[9006]

I think I'd be happy, but in reality I'd probably get bored after a week.

What would you do if all you knew was wrong?

 

[Edward W]

Mice are not aliens? There are not little actors living in my TV? You just blew my mind!

What would you do if your TV went on strike and demanded more cheese?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd deny it and threaten to give it away if it continues to do so. No more cheese!!

What would you do if you saw a rat make a living in your cupboards?

 

[9006]

Shoot it with my air rifle.

What would you do if clothes were banished and you had to walk around naked?

 

[Scotsman]

Do so with an air of pride....misplaced pride I might add but if you fake it well enough..

What would you do if every day was Halloween?

 

[Aihpames]

Borrow 9006's air rifle and use it to fend off greedy kids who want a few quids worth of sweets for throwing a sheet over their heads.

What would you do if you witnessed what only could be described as a miracle, yet no-one else believed you?

 

[9006]

**** them, I know what I saw.

What would you do if you felt nobody actually helped you but just made you feel worse?

 

[Aihpames]

If? Lol. Just hide

What would you do if you saw someone getting assaulted?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd call the police?

What would you do if water started flooding your room and you have no idea where it is coming from and the water level is rising fast?

 

[Scotsman]

Phone Noah

What would you do if you started suffering sleep paralysis?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd get one of those braces that keep your windpipe open.

What would you do if you didn't look around before you start ****? (no toilet paper)

 

[Scotsman]

Improvise

What would you do if an ex kept contacting you when you didn't want them to?

 

[ladyforsaken]

sighs. Respond anyway, that's what I do. Can't ignore 'em, unfortunately.

What would you do if your ex kept saying hurtful things to you?

 

[Edward W]

Start ignoring them, you can if that's all they want to do.

What would you do if you weren't sure what to have next as your avatar?

 

[BrokenInside]

I won't abandon my crow and hoodie.

What would you do if you meet an old friend after a long time but you don't remember his/her name now?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'll just bluntly say I forgot their name and ask what it is.

What would you do if a stranger handed you a bouquet of flowers?

 

[9006]

Say I'm not interested.

What would you do if you felt the need to hi-five someone with the name name?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Do it.

What would you do if everyone starts annoying you?