When was the last time..

[Scotsman]

Never.

When was the last time you saw Jesus!?

 

[9006]

Never.

When was the last time you invented a new word?

 

[Scotsman]

Yesterday (foodage)

When was the last time you danced?

 

[9006]

A few weeks ago.

When was the last time you were told you're immature?

 

[Scotsman]

I don't need telling.

When was the last time you thought about your life 10 years from now?

 

[9006]

All the time.

When was the last time you wore a hat?

 

[Scotsman]

Yesterday. Top hat. (don't ask)

When was the last time you ate out in good company? (NOT, when was the last time you ate out good company... That's a whole different dinner)

 

[9006]

Not for a while.

When was the last time you told a secret?

 

[Scotsman]

I keep all my secrets. I'm a vessel of the untold.

When was the last time you stared at a pretty girl for so long it became creepy? (Or is it just me who commits that social faux pas)

 

[9006]

I don't recall ever doing it.

When was the last time you were told you're cool?

 

[Scotsman]

Never. I don't think. Maybe as a kid.

When was the last time you downloaded music or film illegally?

 

[9006]

Last week.

When was the last time you annoyed someone?

 

[Scotsman]

Probably today.

When was the last time you avoided something that you couldn't face?

 

[9006]

Recently.

When was the last time you sent a text message?

 

[Scotsman]

10 minutes ago.

When was the last time you picked your phone up to look at it?

 

[9006]

Before.

When was the last time you applied for a job?

 

[Scotsman]

6 weeks ago..roughly.

When was the last time you felt envy?

 

[9006]

Today.

When was the last time someone called you by your second name?

 

[Scotsman]

Good one. Thursday at the pharmacy.

When was the last time you gave yourself some credit?

 

[9006]

Recently.

When was the last time you gargled your mouth wash?