Veruca said:
A couple of weeks ago
When was the last time you bought roses (for yourself or someone else)?
This Valentine's day. What a ******* waste of money that was
When was the last time you lay on the grass?
The last time I remember doing this was sometime last summer. It was a really hot sunny day and I was really not ready to be awake yet, so I went into my garden, chucked some cushions down, got naked and lay on my front. Yes, you know what happened next. Schoolboy error. I woke up a while later and the sun was going down. I go inside and sit at my computer for a bit, playing games. Everything was fine, until I suddenly feel an intense burning on the backs of my thighs. It was so bad, I went to the bathroom to find some cream to put on it, but didn't have any sun cream so settled for the E45 moisturiser. Hell I didn't care, it was cool and creamy and it needed to be on my legs sooner rather than later.
I again whipped down my pants, got huge handfuls of the cream and applied it generously to my thighs, it felt so good I pulled a massive o-face and let out a huge sigh of relief. It was at this point I realised the bathroom curtain was open and my neighbour was hanging his washing on the line in his garden, with full view of my antics.
I cringed a little inside and did my best to shuffle out of sight with my pants around my ankles, afraid to ever look him in the eye again.
When was the last time you embarrassed yourself?