You should try a batting cage or golf range. You can release a lot of anger and the pop sound when contact is made is very satisfying. Also, you aren't hurting a tree just for the hell of it.
I don't know if ever I have had to go instantly but within the hour it has been a couple months I guess. I did discover another restaurant I can no longer dine.
When was the last time you cleaned an ear that wasn't yours?
Last summer every couple weeks one finds it's way inside. Then I have to tear the place apart in the middle of the night to find it and kill it. Ha! ha!