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Arsenic Queen
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Someone sweet enough to make time to repair things with me when we mess up. Someone always happy to spend time with me. That's very romantic.
Aube said:There are so many it's difficult to choose from and some of them memories bring tears to my eyes but I'll tell you one: it's when I used to lay in bed with my late boyfriend and we would hold fart contests. So, he would rip one, thinking of making me disgusted, and then I would do better than him. He would then scream: ''THE COVERS! THE COVERS! TRAP IT IN!'', while holding the covers around me. I would struggle with him to pull on the sheets to make the room stink and he would just sizzle as if I had intoxicated him with a nuclear product.
There, I'm crying and laughing at the same time.
P.S I just want to clarify that he did not die because of my farts.
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