Not guilty.
The worst that ever happened was I was put in cuffs once for drinking in public a long time ago.
But they let me go without a ticket, because they were looking for someone else, and I just happened to be there.
I almost forgot RE the shoplifting - I never did it, but I certainly encouraged it one time.
Some years ago I went to New Orleans, and I slapped "Steal Something From Work" stickers all over the city.
I thought it was funny at the time, but I probably wouldn't do that today. Not worth bothering with.
I do wonder, if anyone ever stole something from work because of those stickers...
Have you ever trespassed onto the roof of a building?