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TheLonelySkeptic
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Something I literally had to whip up in 13 minutes because I just now realized it was Knight's birthday.
Happy birthday! Seventeen,
Yet, somehow, still alive.
Disease, school shootings, STDs --
How did your ass survive?! :O
In just one year you'll be eighteen
Though 'tis nothing to begrudge.
Your heart set on that sweet sixteen? --
Best tell that to the judge.
Twelve months from now, you'll find a club
And dance the night away.
(Just don't get too close to the girl
With Herpes Simplex A.) xD
In one year's time you'll cast your vote
For better or for worse;
But before you pull the lever,
Won't you pass it by me first?
Soon you can get a credit card!
Oh boy! Won't that be handy?
Why, you could buy most anything!
And debt tastes just like candy!
Here on these tested tracks called life,
You'll reach a transfer station,
A tip: what you call "my fair share"
The law calls "tax evasion." >.>
In just one year you'll be eighteen,
Whatever will you do?
This last line probably won't rhyme,
Because I'm too ******* tired. t(-_-t)
Happy birthday Knight.
Happy birthday! Seventeen,
Yet, somehow, still alive.
Disease, school shootings, STDs --
How did your ass survive?! :O
In just one year you'll be eighteen
Though 'tis nothing to begrudge.
Your heart set on that sweet sixteen? --
Best tell that to the judge.
Twelve months from now, you'll find a club
And dance the night away.
(Just don't get too close to the girl
With Herpes Simplex A.) xD
In one year's time you'll cast your vote
For better or for worse;
But before you pull the lever,
Won't you pass it by me first?
Soon you can get a credit card!
Oh boy! Won't that be handy?
Why, you could buy most anything!
And debt tastes just like candy!
Here on these tested tracks called life,
You'll reach a transfer station,
A tip: what you call "my fair share"
The law calls "tax evasion." >.>
In just one year you'll be eighteen,
Whatever will you do?
This last line probably won't rhyme,
Because I'm too ******* tired. t(-_-t)
Happy birthday Knight.
