Answering with questions...

[Hazed]

Is that what i implied?

 

[user 130057]

How did I get here?

 

[roses4all]

How would I know?

 

[Sarah G]

Aren't you the one with the answers?

 

[roses4all]

Are you finally admitting it?

 

[Azariah]

will you admit that you pooped your pants last night?

 

[user 135671]

Would it make you happy if I did?

 

[Azariah]

does sex with a big butt woman every night make you happy?

 

[roses4all]

you're talking about yourself again
aren't you?

 

[user 130057]

Is anyone here still following the actual instructions?

 

[SecondStarTotheRight]

Why does this thread always stump me?

 

[Sarah G]

Does anyone else feel like the thread is passive aggressive, threatening and vaguely unpleasant?

 

[user 162085]

I lost my goose, do you know where she is?

 

[Hazed]

Isnt it over at the pond?

 

[roses4all]

Isn't that her over there with Lucy Goosey?

 

[user 162085]

You think that MY Goose would hang with a LOOSE Goose?

 

[roses4all]

isn't your goose loose too?
isn't that the problem that started all this?
why can't you keep track of your own goose?

(sorry, couldn't resist)

 

[user 162085]

Surely you know that my goose is a fine, proper lady?
Haven't the foggiest why she goes wandering, is she at your place?
Please tell her to text me?

(too good to resist replying in kind... ty, my laugh for this day!)

 

[roses4all]

Do you realize that when your goose arrived at my place,
she was a very dirty goose?
Where does she keep her phone?

 

[user 162085]

She was dirty, and she went over to see you?...
Please accept my apologies for her shamefulness?
Why does she always leave her phone at home?