Answering with questions...

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Can we add roasted pigs to the party meal?

 

[roses4all]

and some s'mores for dessert?

 

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What do you think Inviable is going to bring to the party?

 

[roses4all]

Do you think it could possibly, maybe, kind of, be a DATE?

 

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You mean like a Date DATE or just a DATE? I hope he's no lost. Have you seen him lately?

 

[sparkyn98]

Did you want to keep your new job?

Do all people gossip to the new girl? Lolol

 

[roses4all]

You mean like a Date DATE or just a DATE? I hope he's no lost. Have you seen him lately?

Sure, he's rung my bell a few times.
Hasn't he been ringing yours?

 

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My bell hasn't been rung in over a decade. Ha! ha! Wait, what bell are you talking about?

 

[roses4all]

Tinker Bell.
No, YOUR bell. You really should consider getting it fixed.
People could have been standing there, in the rain and snow, hail and sleet, ringing that damn broken bell, just waiting for you to open the door to them.
Sooooooooo, when are you going to fix it?!

 

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I fixed IT about 25 years ago. Does something of yours need to be fixed?

 

[roses4all]

How are you at shrinking heads?

What about fixing the faucet in the bathroom?

Are you a 2 for 1?

 

[user 162085]

that's 3 questions.
1). Not bad at shrinking heads; dontcha know that's where i been?
2) I do good plumbing, don't you?
3) 2 for 1? Don't you like free stuff?

 

[roses4all]

How should I know where you've bin? Doncha know I'm not yer keeper?
Probably out ringing bells again! Is that it? Have you bin ringin' bells again?!
Doncha know it makes me jealous? What kind of eejit makes someone jealous on purpose?
Have ya got a death wish?

P.S. I love free stuff. But do you really think free stuff is gonna make me forgive all the bell ringing... ?!

 

[user 162085]

^^^^^^^^ lmao-- great! ty.

I'm bringing dates to the party; you know; date dates?

 

[roses4all]

stuffed dates or ho-hum boring dates?

 

[user 162085]

Ugglie Dates-- Most interesting dates i ever had-- haven't you ever had em?

 

[roses4all]

Can't say that I have. Can you share a few?

 

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Why are you going to collect his stories and put them into a self help book?

 

[roses4all]

Because I think I could make a million dollars.
Don't you think it would sell?

 

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Yeah, but don't you think you should put some of your stories in there too?