Best insults you have received

[solonely20]

worst insult ive had was when i was practicing my bboy dancing on omegle. someone said, dude thats gay as **** bro, it hurt but cant let it stop me from chasing my dreams. who is he anyway to try to bring me down. he was on omegle with a gun. probably some kid with alot of anger at the world.

I once was tasked with lifting a fence with another dude I had just met during work one day and I couldn't get the end in the hole and he just felt it necessary so say my name and say, "we know for sure you're a virgin". This was two years ago.

Not the worst insult I've copped not even close but I felt ashamed others heard it and he spoke loud intentionally so it was heard more. I got upset but I didn't let it show. I realised I give off virgin vibes anyway so there is no point in me getting angry since he was just waiting for an opportunity to say that and he was granted one.

I think as a straight dude being called gay is akin to being called a "virgin".

 

[Azariah]

theres nothing wrong with being a virgin. if i were you i wouldve responded "whats wrong with being a virgin???"

honestly i wish i was still a virgin. of all the times i had sex/had lap dance i only really had two memorable ones.

i wish i lost my virginity to the girl i love tbh.

 

[solonely20]

theres nothing wrong with being a virgin. if i were you i wouldve responded "whats wrong with being a virgin???"

honestly i wish i was still a virgin. of all the times i had sex/had lap dance i only really had two memorable ones.

i wish i lost my virginity to the girl i love tbh.

I think I'm starting to be okay with it now. This was last year I was 27.

Yeah I'm not into casual things. If it's not a girl I like or known for long, I couldn't do it.

 

[Azariah]

i lost my virginity at 28. i wouldve saved myself for the girl i loved but shee lives thousands of miles away and never responded to my messages.

 

[solonely20]

I used to lie to people about not being a virgin I was that ashamed. Now I'm sort of over it. Never had sex but did things near enough to it many years ago now.

Sorry about the girl who lived miles away. Yeah once a girl never responds it's best to move on dude.

 

[user 135671]

Oh wow took me a few reads to get it. That's harsh. Mean.


Well days after I turned 3 I got burnt over my whole body so I remember being taken out and being hosed down with water. Pain was unbearable as it was all third degree burns. So on going stream of water for 10-15 mins on top immediately after wasn't going to be something I forget. I spent the next 6-10 months in hospital.

I only remember being hosed down because I was jumping up and down from the pain and a few incidents during my stay of 6-10 months. I forget how long as it's been so long now.

The woman who implied you're dumb for not remembering anything is an utter moron. What we forget and remmeber has nothing to do with if we were or weren't abused. I went through something traumatic and I only remember a few incidents at that age.

I do remember thr desert or sand before I was born or it could've been during my hospital stay. I think it was before I was born though. Said this on a diff thread.

Hahahah yea I thought it was a wee bit harsh at the time but to be honest she was probably right.

 

[solonely20]

Hahahah yea I thought it was a wee bit harsh at the time but to be honest she was probably right.

We've all copped insults. Some hurt more than others. I've copped similar insults and I've also said them to a few others before as well which I obviously regret.

 

[Efbee]

To me insults are like clouds, they come and go without me necessarily paying attention to them.

 

[JackNJ]

To this day, I still don’t know if I should take this as a positive insult or a negative insult. When I was younger, I was talking with this girl and getting to know her and as time went on and she learned more and more about my background she said, “wow, you’re like a real true ghetto superstar” I asked her what did she mean by that because I only knew it as one thing at the time. She says “it’s how you turned out in life”. She then went on to tell me it’s because she found out that I was on my own from a very young age and all of my family had died off throughout the years and when I could’ve went down the wrong trail in life I stayed on the right one and I built myself up and provided for myself in life.

 

[solonely20]

To this day, I still don’t know if I should take this as a positive insult or a negative insult. When I was younger, I was talking with this girl and getting to know her and as time went on and she learned more and more about my background she said, “wow, you’re like a real true ghetto superstar” I asked her what did she mean by that because I only knew it as one thing at the time. She says “it’s how you turned out in life”. She then went on to tell me it’s because she found out that I was on my own from a very young age and all of my family had died off throughout the years and when I could’ve went down the wrong trail in life I stayed on the right one and I built myself up and provided for myself in life.

Positive!! Inspiring if anything.

 

[reflectionofme]

I used to get bullied a lot in my school! Most of my life I got bullied because of my weight! I’m not sure if I should take those as an insult or it’s just plain bullying!! Never got a best insult rather terrible!

 

[MissBehave]

Got called white trash at a party.

 

[Serenia]

I just remembered I once had a so called friend gaslight me about being gaslit in another situation.

 

[Colster]

Possibly a regional thing, but occasionally people will say: "Short-arse, baldy, bet you think you're funny"
To which I usually reply:
"Yeah, but I can headbutt you in the blocks without messing up my hair. So who will be laughing then?"

 

[user 135671]

My last wage slip

 

[BeyondShy]

i lost my virginity at 28. i wouldve saved myself for the girl i loved but shee lives thousands of miles away and never responded to my messages.

I can't imagine why.

 

[beingnobody]

I thank people for insults. Every insult is a gift, a lesson, and opportunity to learn.

 

[Finished]

You're not thaaaat bad looking.

 

[StarDust]

"You are very English "

Referring to either my 'dry' sense of humor or 'lack of emotion".

P.s. I am indeed half English. Dad from London.

 

[Finished]

^ So...... you would wear this ****.. A?