Best insults you have received

[TheSkaFish]

Possibly a regional thing, but occasionally people will say: "Short-arse, baldy, bet you think you're funny"
To which I usually reply:
"Yeah, but I can headbutt you in the blocks without messing up my hair. So who will be laughing then?"

You're also more aerodynamic, which only makes you hit harder when you launch yourself like a missile in a series of furious headbutt attacks. I just picture you running around town, or on a nature path, headbutting people left right and center like in GTA.

Those of us with a head full of hair, will never know the joys of life in a drag-free world.

 

[Colster]

I miss the BIG HAIR days!

 

[TheSkaFish]

I miss the BIG HAIR days!

Bill and Ted? I've never seen it but I know that you guys look like the characters.

 

[Sunless Sky]

Goat ******. Nuff said.

 

[Colster]

Goat ******. Nuff said.

my rebuttal to this, would be: Yeah, but at least I'm getting some!

 

[user 135671]

" You sound like a black man and dress like a homosexual "

 

[Colster]

Updated, the mini me & I.

 

[user 139760]

Updated, the mini me & I.

I have to say, your daughter is gorgeous. And you, my British friend, if I played the other team, would also be on the radar lol. Very nice picture!

 

[CenotaphGirl]

"Big lips!" uhh... I almost went home and put some candles on after that one! I really loved that "insult" I was like... I have been feeling so insecure about my lips and then a man thinks they're big... ugh.. he's lucky I had fella or I would have just had to ask him for his number lol.

 

[Serenia]

This suddenly came back to me yesterday. I got told at my Mums funeral that I was an uglier crier. Gee thanks. Apart from it being a really insensitive time to say that, why tell me anyway.

 

[MoonRiver]

Insults and bold opinions actually tell much about a person who expresses them. I pay attention and I know with whom I'm dealing with.

 

[TheRealCallie]

I think the best insult I ever got was from this forum and it involved Margaret Thatcher. lol Some people can be so creative, it amuses me.