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So I started a twitter account for ***** and giggles...my 4th follower was a pornbot.
 
Bob Arctor said:
So I started a twitter account for ***** and giggles...my 4th follower was a pornbot.

and simultaneously turned into a 13 year old girl. When will we find out what you had for breakfast?
 
I haven't had any yet
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...but I was thinking cereal.
 
My cat will obey a few simple vocal commands...when he damn well feels like it.
 
Okay I suppose. He's supposed to be eating this new special food (3rd kind in the last year) but he doesn't seem to like it very much, so I gave him some fancy feast and he we was sooo happy
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Here he is loungin' outside :cool:
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And here's a ladybug that clung to this leaf for dear life while I pelted it with water...I mean I didn't know I was doing it at the time geez.
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flaneur said:
A short proof of Fermat's Last Theorem. I am, however, willing to settle for some musings on cheese biscuits.

LOL
As a math guy I found that very funny and unexpected


But hey, your cat is cute, too. I <3 kitties. Got two of my own.
 
LoneKiller said:
I've heard it said that you don't own a cat. They own you.
This is very true. It has been said that dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Barbaloot said:
Aw Walter <3 Walter looks so much like my Fritz.
:)

PlayingSolo said:
flaneur said:
A short proof of Fermat's Last Theorem. I am, however, willing to settle for some musings on cheese biscuits.

LOL
As a math guy I found that very funny and unexpected
Yes you can catch his act Tuesdays through Thursdays performing live at The Fellow Ship: a nautically themed gay bar just south of the New Jersey turnpike.
 
Bob Arctor said:
Yes you can catch his act Tuesdays through Thursdays performing live at The Fellow Ship: a nautically themed gay bar just south of the New Jersey turnpike.

Sounds like my gay bar.

The Penis Mouth, a trendy little spot located just NORTH of the New Jersey turnpike.

...and it's just how it sounds.

Hardcore to the max.
 
The people who decide to make commercials with little kids awkwardly yelling slogans at me...I hate those people.
 
^I don't know why anyone would want to keep current on world's strongest man competitions.
 
Booooriiinnnng :D


^Same goes for every other organized sport, the olympics, and whatever the hell professional wrestling is. Ok sometimes I watch a little women's volleyball and/or tennis...or at least the scene started on a tennis court...
 
A plain, all white van with tinted windows is creepy enough on its own, but a plain, all black van with tinted windows is just...******* terrifying.
 
Just watched "The Hunger Games", holy crap what a terrible ending. I haven't been this disappointed by a movie with this much hype since...well pretty much everything M. Night Shyamalan did after "The Sixth Sense."


^Although I never saw "Stuart Little."
 

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